Funny Tweet Jokes

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When you're trash but you're still better than everyone else.
When you're trash but you're still better than everyone else.

Memes,  Trash Jokes,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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hr: do remember tweeting "white es  taste like mayonnaise flavored ice cubes" on june 8th, 2013
hr: do remember tweeting "white es taste like mayonnaise flavored ice cubes" on june 8th, 2013

Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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Ladies, get you a man who can do this
Ladies, get you a man who can do this

Funny Love Advice,  False Teeth Jokes,  
    
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do you remember tweeting "srty in the blue got a fat " 5 minutes before walking in here?
do you remember tweeting "srty in the blue got a fat " 5 minutes before walking in here?

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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someone; are you doing alright

me: yeah i'm fine

someone: well you tweeted about killing yourself 367 times

me:

- you got me there
someone; are you doing alright

me: yeah i'm fine

someone: well you tweeted about killing yourself 367 times

me:

- you got me there


Memes,  
    
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when a e let the wle od smash and she tweets "im pregnant"
when a e let the wle od smash and she tweets "im pregnant"

Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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whatever. tom hanks is a whiner. oh boo o, so you have a tropical island all to yourself. f**k. you. i have a turtle sandbox, .
whatever. tom hanks is a whiner. oh boo o, so you have a tropical island all to yourself. f**k. you. i have a turtle sandbox, .

Tom Hanks Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  Funny Mean Insults,  
    
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Why does she look like she caught the Pharaoh lying?

"I just find it funny how you said you don't know her yet she's sending you hieroglyphs"
Why does she look like she caught the Pharaoh lying?

"I just find it funny how you said you don't know her yet she's sending you hieroglyphs"


Memes,  Ancient Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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do you remember tweeting " in my mug at work, thug life?"
do you remember tweeting " in my mug at work, thug life?"

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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I'm never gonna be able to make change with those new Harriet Tubman $20 bills. Cause black women can't be broken.
I'm never gonna be able to make change with those new Harriet Tubman $20 bills. Cause black women can't be broken.

Memes,  Harriet Tubman Meme,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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congratulations to our new training graduates

they will be working here at dominos with better training than papa j
congratulations to our new training graduates

they will be working here at dominos with better training than papa j


Gun Humor,  Somalia Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: do you remember tweeting "no job is better than a "
interviewer: do you remember tweeting "no job is better than a "

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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When she tweet "I got garlic bread" and she got her location on
When she tweet "I got garlic bread" and she got her location on

Memes,  Bread Jokes,  
    
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Chicks dig goose puns.
Chicks dig goose puns.

Goose Puns,  Jokes About Chicks,  
    
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wee brother goes to my mum "mum i know why girls don't have a willy, because they fall off. i found yours under your pillow"
wee brother goes to my mum "mum i know why girls don't have a willy, because they fall off. i found yours under your pillow"

Dildo Jokes,  
    
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