Funny Tweet Jokes

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When your dog wants to sleep on the floor and not in the bed with you

I don't get wtf I did but ok....
When your dog wants to sleep on the floor and not in the bed with you

I don't get wtf I did but ok....


Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant
Me after finishing the first basket of chips at a Mexican restaurant

Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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The h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you
The h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you

Memes,  When You See It (theme),  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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I'm a "can everyone at this concert agree to sit down" years old
I'm a "can everyone at this concert agree to sit down" years old

Memes,  Concert Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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Dating my is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible.
Dating my is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible.

Memes,  Dating Humor,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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Me after buying foundation

I pray we're right for eachother. I really do
Me after buying foundation

I pray we're right for eachother. I really do


Memes,  Jokes About Makeup,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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We're 7 months into the year. How much have you achieved?

I dont like your tone
We're 7 months into the year. How much have you achieved?

I dont like your tone


Memes,  July Jokes,  
    
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imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert

 this tweet
imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert

this tweet


Memes,  Gilbert Gottfried Jokes,  
    
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The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take risks.
The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take risks.

Memes,  Unemployed Jokes,  Funny Internet Quotes,  
    
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! There is no one in my Incredibles 2 theater under the age of 15

2. A group of 15 guys just walked in with beers and yelled "wheres my super suit!?"

We are not here to mess around.
! There is no one in my Incredibles 2 theater under the age of 15

2. A group of 15 guys just walked in with beers and yelled "wheres my super suit!?"

We are not here to mess around.


Memes,  Movie Theater Jokes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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If you can't tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
If you can't tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Memes,  Family Jokes One Liners,  Stair Jokes,  
    
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The year is 2012... you wake up in a cold sweat... everything was a dream... Obama is president... Kanye still cares about black people... you your eyes and hear "Oppa Gangnam Style" in the distance... you get another chance in simulation...
The year is 2012... you wake up in a cold sweat... everything was a dream... Obama is president... Kanye still cares about black people... you your eyes and hear "Oppa Gangnam Style" in the distance... you get another chance in simulation...

Memes,  Best Twitter Jokes,  
    
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When you ignore your friends' advice and text him at 1am
When you ignore your friends' advice and text him at 1am

Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  
    
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Person w clear skin: Honestly I just drink water it works

Me:
Person w clear skin: Honestly I just drink water it works

Me:


Memes,  Acne Jokes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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At my funeral sit me up I wanna see if my sister got my clothes on
At my funeral sit me up I wanna see if my sister got my clothes on

Memes,  Clothes Jokes,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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