Funny Tweets

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Stalking my social media won't tell you anything. I could post "I'm so done" and be talking about how they gave me one less nugget at Wendy's
Stalking my social media won't tell you anything. I could post "I'm so done" and be talking about how they gave me one less nugget at Wendy's

Memes,  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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why the would u wanna go big when u can go me
why the would u wanna go big when u can go me

Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Funny Questions Without Answers,  
    
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idk w y'all girls be out here deep throating s cause i got swabbed for strep and almost ped out and died
idk w y'all girls be out here deep throating s cause i got swabbed for strep and almost ped out and died

Memes,  
    
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For lent I'm just giving up
For lent I'm just giving up

Memes,  Lent Memes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  
    
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Y'all pronounce it data or data? I'm mad that I read these in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data
Y'all pronounce it data or data?

I'm mad that I read these in two different ways...but you're trippin if you think it's data and not data

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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just heard this on the pne say he not arguing with no one w refrigerator doesn't make ice. that's actually my mood from now on
just heard this on the pne say he not arguing with no one w refrigerator doesn't make ice. that's actually my mood from now on

Memes,  Refrigerator Jokes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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Just imagine there is someone out there who sleeps in their socks, eats pineapple on pizza and sleeps with their bedroom door wide open
Just imagine there is someone out there who sleeps in their socks, eats pineapple on pizza and sleeps with their bedroom door wide open

Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Funny Car Quotes,  
    
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I need to start wearing a GoPro on nights out so I can pinpoint where exactly it all goes wrong
I need to start wearing a GoPro on nights out so I can pinpoint where exactly it all goes wrong

Memes,  Camera Jokes,  
    
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The worst part about online shopping is having to get up n get your card out your purse
The worst part about online shopping is having to get up n get your card out your purse

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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My friends were supposed to come over so I put on pants. Now they're not so I'm just sitting here looking stupid with pants on in my own home
My friends were supposed to come over so I put on pants. Now they're not so I'm just sitting here looking stupid with pants on in my own home

Memes,  Friends Jokes,  Pants Jokes,  
    
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I'll cancel plans just to stay home and do nothing lmao
I'll cancel plans just to stay home and do nothing lmao

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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My alphabet in 2018 only has 25 etters I fee this on a spiritua eve No L's in 2018
My alphabet in 2018 only has 25 etters

I fee this on a spiritua eve No L's in 2018

Memes,  2018 Meme,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out lout the name of a specific fruit in the other room
La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out lout the name of a specific fruit in the other room

Memes,  Soda Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Me in bed remembering when I waved to someone that was waving at someone else in 2011
Me in bed remembering when I waved to someone that was waving at someone else in 2011

Memes,  Embarrassed,  
    
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