Funny Twitter Quotes

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Be ur own secret santa with Ambien and Amazon
Be ur own secret santa with Ambien and Amazon

Memes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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It's officially "once I get home I ain't coming back out" season.
It's officially "once I get home I ain't coming back out" season.

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  Funny Winter Quotes,  
    
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the best sex is when you tell him no & he take it anyway

 thats rape
the best sex is when you tell him no & he take it anyway

thats rape


Memes,  Filthy Jokes,  
    
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When is Black Friday ?

This Saturday I think
When is Black Friday ?

This Saturday I think


Memes,  Black Friday Funny Quotes,  Stupid Questions,  
    
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"There go ya lil twitter friend why ain't you say hi?"
"There go ya lil twitter friend why ain't you say hi?"

Memes,  Beyonce Memes,  
    
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"Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and 2 of them were my grandma... because she forgot her password and had to do it over."
"Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and 2 of them were my grandma... because she forgot her password and had to do it over."

Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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interviewer:

do you remember tweeting " a job, ima flip dope until i die ."?
interviewer:

do you remember tweeting " a job, ima flip dope until i die ."?


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Drug Quotes,  
    
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# when i saw adele do her hand like this, i knew i could fix her a plate
# when i saw adele do her hand like this, i knew i could fix her a plate

Memes,  Adele Jokes,  
    
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Send roses to her house and write "for your sister" on it #wastehertime2016
Send roses to her house and write "for your sister" on it #wastehertime2016

Messed Up Jokes,  Women Bashing Jokes,  
    
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#Flotusbars  Presidency focused/ wife to the Potus/ they call me the Flotus/ white house reppun/ two term flexin..

#Flotusbars 'cause I'm Flotus and I'm flawless.  I'm the poster girl for all this --
#Flotusbars Presidency focused/ wife to the Potus/ they call me the Flotus/ white house reppun/ two term flexin..

#Flotusbars 'cause I'm Flotus and I'm flawless. I'm the poster girl for all this --


Flotus Bars,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  
    
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when you at the same party as your crush and he tweets " ain't none but ugly es here"
when you at the same party as your crush and he tweets " ain't none but ugly es here"

Memes,  Crush Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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Lol that was ridiculous.  I guess "Camnewton1" was a bad "password" chouce?! Thanks again @twitter #backfromthehack
Lol that was ridiculous. I guess "Camnewton1" was a bad "password" chouce?! Thanks again @twitter #backfromthehack

Cam Newton Memes,  Password Jokes,  
    
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Ciara's pinky toe though  she still fine!
Ciara's pinky toe though she still fine!

Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Russell Wilson Meme,  
    
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You can see the despair in Ciara's eyes. Tnis isn't the life she chose.
You can see the despair in Ciara's eyes. Tnis isn't the life she chose.

Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Russell Wilson Jokes,  
    
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The only Ciara we recognize is mist #futurehive
The only Ciara we recognize is mist #futurehive

Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Future Jokes,  
    
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