Funny Twitter Quotes

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"Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and 2 of them were my grandma... because she forgot her password and had to do it over."
"Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and 2 of them were my grandma... because she forgot her password and had to do it over."

Memes,  Loser Jokes,  
    
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do you remember tweeting " a job, ima flip dope until i die ."?
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do you remember tweeting " a job, ima flip dope until i die ."?


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Drug Quotes,  
    
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# when i saw adele do her hand like this, i knew i could fix her a plate
# when i saw adele do her hand like this, i knew i could fix her a plate

Memes,  Adele Jokes,  
    
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Send roses to her house and write "for your sister" on it #wastehertime2016
Send roses to her house and write "for your sister" on it #wastehertime2016

Messed Up Jokes,  Women Bashing Jokes,  
    
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#Flotusbars  Presidency focused/ wife to the Potus/ they call me the Flotus/ white house reppun/ two term flexin..

#Flotusbars 'cause I'm Flotus and I'm flawless.  I'm the poster girl for all this --
#Flotusbars Presidency focused/ wife to the Potus/ they call me the Flotus/ white house reppun/ two term flexin..

#Flotusbars 'cause I'm Flotus and I'm flawless. I'm the poster girl for all this --


Flotus Bars,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  
    
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when you at the same party as your crush and he tweets " ain't none but ugly es here"
when you at the same party as your crush and he tweets " ain't none but ugly es here"

Memes,  Crush Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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Lol that was ridiculous.  I guess "Camnewton1" was a bad "password" chouce?! Thanks again @twitter #backfromthehack
Lol that was ridiculous. I guess "Camnewton1" was a bad "password" chouce?! Thanks again @twitter #backfromthehack

Cam Newton Memes,  Password Jokes,  
    
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Ciara's pinky toe though  she still fine!
Ciara's pinky toe though she still fine!

Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Russell Wilson Meme,  
    
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You can see the despair in Ciara's eyes. Tnis isn't the life she chose.
You can see the despair in Ciara's eyes. Tnis isn't the life she chose.

Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Russell Wilson Jokes,  
    
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Dear Ciara-

Sup girl. First day of camp. Haven't made any friends yet,  but the counselors seem nice.

-DangeRuss
Dear Ciara-

Sup girl. First day of camp. Haven't made any friends yet, but the counselors seem nice.

-DangeRuss


Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Russell Wilson Memes,  
    
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The only Ciara we recognize is mist #futurehive
The only Ciara we recognize is mist #futurehive

Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Future Jokes,  
    
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"Bruce is Caitlyn now" nah, fam. Caitlyn been Caitlyn for a while. "bruce" was the costume.
"Bruce is Caitlyn now" nah, fam. Caitlyn been Caitlyn for a while. "bruce" was the costume.

Funny Quotes,  Caitlyn Jenner Memes,  Caitlyn Jenner Jokes,  
    
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finding a white girl that can dance is like finding a black girl witut a weave. may the odds be n ur favor.
finding a white girl that can dance is like finding a black girl witut a weave. may the odds be n ur favor.

Memes,  Twitter Jokes Of The Day,  
    
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es be giving  they number and ignoring them that's why  give yall babies and ignore yall
es be giving they number and ignoring them that's why give yall babies and ignore yall

Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Men,  
    
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Taylor Swift probably leaves the most exhausting voicemails.
Taylor Swift probably leaves the most exhausting voicemails.

Funny Jokes,  Taylor Swift Disses,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  
    
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