Hey Julie, this is your uber driver from tonight, Jeffrey! I just realized I forgot to give you a promo code. Use the code 'cutie' for a free ride, but only valid if you use it on the way to dinner with me.
One time I was getting into the uber because me and my friend were going to a party, and my friends dress was black and white vertically striped and she got in and he says "damn she look like a whoreo"
I caught an uber to the airpot 2 weeks ago and on the way there we got stuck in major traffic and ended up missing my flight, Next flight available was 9 hours later so the uber invited me back to his house and we chilled and played Mortal Kombat
i took an uber to a party like 5 days ago and he looked like he was 20 r around there so i knew he would wanna party so i asked him and he ended up buying alcol for us and partied all night with us and even gave us a ride me drunk as .instant 5 stars.
last week i was mad af in an uber cause i lost a basketball game, the uber driver sensed it so he asked what was wrong, after i told him he told me "stop being a lil case if you aint going to be no kobe or lebbron. you better get used to losing!"
a couple guy friends and i ordered an uber me from the club the other week quite drunk. we convinced our female driver to take of anything she was wearing every time we hit a red light. of course she took off s and stuff first but ran out of things and eventually was topless, i was so sad when we finally got me but such a fun ride
i was on my way to soccer practice, and the uber driver and i started talking music, after naming a couple of artist i listen to he says "telling from w you listen to, i guess you smoke ?" he was right, and let's just say my daily uber driver is my plug lmao.
i took an uber two weeks ago and he kept trying to get me to goto his bible study it was pretty weird plus i'm an atheist, but i got really high and was hungry asf at that point all i remembered was him saying he gets pizza too so i called him, went and pretended to be gods child almost 2 urs for 3 slices of pizza
Friend and I ordered an Uber to pick us up while partying Anaheim, the uber driver gets there, picks us us and starts pulling out into the street. She didn't see the old fat man in a motorized wheelchair driving across the sidewalk I guess because sh managed to hit him pulling out of the parking lot. h was ok, but she was hyperventilating.