Funny Vampire Jokes

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eric tp looks like a ty vampire. like he'd be selling ecstasy in prague in the background of a blade moive.
eric tp looks like a ty vampire. like he'd be selling ecstasy in prague in the background of a blade moive.

Memes,  Anti Trump Meme,  Celebrity Disses,  
    
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What's a vampire's favorite place to take his car?

On a blood drive.
What's a vampire's favorite place to take his car?

On a blood drive.


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Funny Lame Jokes,  Cute Corny Jokes,  
    
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Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz
Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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"I'd better warn you - I've got high cholesterol!"
"I'd better warn you - I've got high cholesterol!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Vampire Jokes,  
    
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"My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is."
"My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Vampire Jokes,  
    
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surprise

motherers
surprise

motherers


Memes,  Twilight Meme,  
    
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What if the reason Jared Leto never ages

Is because he is a vampire
What if the reason Jared Leto never ages

Is because he is a vampire


Memes,  Jared Leto Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Blow Up Doll Jokes,  Tv Memes,  
    
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What if Steve Irwin was really a vampire

And the sting ray was helping humanity
What if Steve Irwin was really a vampire

And the sting ray was helping humanity


Memes,  What If Meme,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Dracula don't bite! That a myth! Dracula scrape and lick!
Dracula don't bite! That a myth! Dracula scrape and lick!

Memes,  Dracula Jokes,  Myth Jokes,  
    
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Suarez

Feed me more!
Suarez

Feed me more!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Suarez Jokes,  
    
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Luis Suarez 2010

Luis Suarez 2013

Luis Suarez 2016
Luis Suarez 2010

Luis Suarez 2013

Luis Suarez 2016


Funny Jokes,  Funny Suarez Jokes,  
    
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I don't always play the part of a vampire

But when I do, he sparkles
I don't always play the part of a vampire

But when I do, he sparkles


Memes,  Robert Pattinson Jokes,  
    
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Edward, I'm very happy for you and I'm gonna let you 'sparkle' but True Blood has some of the best vampires of all time.
Edward, I'm very happy for you and I'm gonna let you 'sparkle' but True Blood has some of the best vampires of all time.

Memes,  Cable Tv Jokes,  
    
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Oh I see

So you think you can hold your breath longer than me?
Oh I see

So you think you can hold your breath longer than me?


Memes,  Robert Pattinson Meme,  Breath Jokes,  
    
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