Funny Veterinarian Jokes

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My husband explaining the obesity chart at the vet's office to our cat Lenny
My husband explaining the obesity chart at the vet's office to our cat Lenny

Memes,  Obesity Jokes,  
    
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When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff
When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff

Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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vet: his drug levels are off the charts. someone was definitely not a good boy this weekend
vet: his drug levels are off the charts. someone was definitely not a good boy this weekend

Memes,  Drug Jokes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  
    
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you hink a button up the back

a kno hes a in vet
you hink a button up the back

a kno hes a in vet


Funniest Cat Memes,  
    
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Razzle your pet to the vet 

When zippity zap theoooo-bromine!
Razzle your pet to the vet

When zippity zap theoooo-bromine!


Bill Cosby Memes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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Sure I'll go to the vet

LOL jk
Sure I'll go to the vet

LOL jk


Maltese Jokes,  Just Joking,  
    
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What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.
What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.

Funny Memes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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''What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!''
''What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!''

Flea Jokes,  Bad Cat Jokes,  
    
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A trip to the vet?

Play dead
A trip to the vet?

Play dead


Cute Animal Jokes,  Cute Animal Puns,  Cute And Funny,  
    
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When you pick your dog up from the vet and he gives you that look you know you're in trouble
When you pick your dog up from the vet and he gives you that look you know you're in trouble

Memes,  Dog Memes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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pickets a veterinarian for performing animal abortions

had two abortions before the age of 20
pickets a veterinarian for performing animal abortions

had two abortions before the age of 20


Memes,  Abortion Jokes,  College Liberal,  
    
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My friend took her dog to the vet in Dubai and this was in the waiting room.
My friend took her dog to the vet in Dubai and this was in the waiting room.

Funny Pictures,  Dubai Jokes,  
    
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Make joke to my new veterinarian about my adopted cat being cross eyed, "I'll still love her, just not as much"

She looks up at me, lazy eye.
Make joke to my new veterinarian about my adopted cat being cross eyed, "I'll still love her, just not as much"

She looks up at me, lazy eye.


Memes,  Funny Story Jokes,  
    
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Turn left for the vet, turn right for many years of life

Choose wisely
Turn left for the vet, turn right for many years of life

Choose wisely


Memes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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