Funny Veterinarian Jokes

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So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog"

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the VET
So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog"

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the VET


Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  Vet Jokes,  
    
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Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.
Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.

Memes,  Fat Cat Jokes,  Funny Cat Pictures With Captions,  
    
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And I thought it was a great idea to buy 5000 'bone shape' paper clips for our veterinary clinic... worst idea ever.
And I thought it was a great idea to buy 5000 'bone shape' paper clips for our veterinary clinic... worst idea ever.

Memes,  When You See It (theme),  
    
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My husband explaining the obesity chart at the vet's office to our cat Lenny
My husband explaining the obesity chart at the vet's office to our cat Lenny

Memes,  Obesity Jokes,  
    
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When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff
When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff

Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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vet: his drug levels are off the charts. someone was definitely not a good boy this weekend
vet: his drug levels are off the charts. someone was definitely not a good boy this weekend

Memes,  Drug Jokes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  
    
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you hink a button up the back

a kno hes a in vet
you hink a button up the back

a kno hes a in vet


Funniest Cat Memes,  
    
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Razzle your pet to the vet 

When zippity zap theoooo-bromine!
Razzle your pet to the vet

When zippity zap theoooo-bromine!


Bill Cosby Memes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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Sure I'll go to the vet

LOL jk
Sure I'll go to the vet

LOL jk


Maltese Jokes,  Just Joking,  
    
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What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.
What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.

Funny Memes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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''What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!''
''What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!''

Flea Jokes,  Bad Cat Jokes,  
    
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A trip to the vet?

Play dead
A trip to the vet?

Play dead


Cute Animal Jokes,  Cute Animal Puns,  Cute And Funny,  
    
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When you pick your dog up from the vet and he gives you that look you know you're in trouble
When you pick your dog up from the vet and he gives you that look you know you're in trouble

Memes,  Dog Memes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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pickets a veterinarian for performing animal abortions

had two abortions before the age of 20
pickets a veterinarian for performing animal abortions

had two abortions before the age of 20


Memes,  Abortion Jokes,  College Liberal,  
    
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