Funny Volleyball Quotes

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Funny volleyball quotesVolleyball is just a really intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor"
One of the most recently trending and funny volleyball quotes says that volleyball is just an intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor." Many of the quotes use a play on words with volleyball terms like spike, set, serve or other similarly related words. For example, "If you wanted a soft serve, you should have gone to Dairy Queen."

Some of the jokes don't have anything to do with the sport but the players instead. Usually regarding their cute little booty shorts or their nice bodies. Especially with beach volleyball when uniforms are bikini style apparel. Like they say, "Beach volleyball, everyone's a winner." Also, anytime you see funny sports quotes there are always rivalry jokes and team dissing.
Why couldn't the volleyball player cross the road? 

Too many bumps!
Why couldn't the volleyball player cross the road?

Too many bumps!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sport Jokes,  
    
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that's why men 

loves beach volley
that's why men

loves beach volley


Funny Volleyball Slogans,  Volleyball Puns,  Beach Meme,  
    
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If you can bang, then you can hang!

Funny Volleyball Slogans,  Volleyball Puns,  
    
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Volleyball

What guys think I do

What my parents think I do

What society thinks I do

What my coach thinks I do

What I think I do

What I really do
Volleyball

What guys think I do

What my parents think I do

What society thinks I do

What my coach thinks I do

What I think I do

What I really do


Funny Sport Images,  Volleyball Jokes  
    
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When you call a ball out but it's actually in...

Shouldn't have said that. 

I should NOT have said that.
When you call a ball out but it's actually in...

Shouldn't have said that.

I should NOT have said that.


Sports Fails,  Volleyball Jokes  
    
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When you make a really hard dig

I've fallen and I can't get up!
When you make a really hard dig

I've fallen and I can't get up!


Falling Jokes,  Funny Images With Jokes  
    
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You know you're a volleyball player when...

You get really upset when someone kicks a volleyball.
You know you're a volleyball player when...

You get really upset when someone kicks a volleyball.


Sport Jokes,  Athlete Jokes  
    
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When I have to play in a gym with a low ceiling

I'm just like: 

What is this? A center for ANTS!?
When I have to play in a gym with a low ceiling

I'm just like:

What is this? A center for ANTS!?


Funny Gym Quotes,  Bug Puns,  Volleyball Jokes  
    
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#100

When your trying to show off to someone and you end up sucking worse than normal.
#100

When your trying to show off to someone and you end up sucking worse than normal.


Athlete Jokes,  Funny Sports Sayings,  Volleyball Jokes  
    
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The faces you make 

When you block their middle on game point
The faces you make

When you block their middle on game point


Sport Jokes,  The Face You Make (theme),  Volleyball Jokes  
    
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Wild hit that's clearly going out

Other team goes for it anyway
Wild hit that's clearly going out

Other team goes for it anyway


Jokes About Success,  Funny Teamwork Quotes  
    
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#018

When those people who don't play volleyball say, "Spike."
#018

When those people who don't play volleyball say, "Spike."


Sports Jokes One Liners,  Athletics Jokes  
    
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Touched the ball on the block

The red didn't see it
Touched the ball on the block

The red didn't see it


Success Jokes,  Referee Jokes,  Volleyball Jokes  
    
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When two people call "mine, mine, mine!" Then back off at the last second.
When two people call "mine, mine, mine!" Then back off at the last second.

Funny Sports Sayings,  Sport Jokes  
    
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Opponent calls the ball "out" 

Ball hits line
Opponent calls the ball "out"

Ball hits line


Funny Success Quotes,  Success Kid Meme (theme)  
    
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