Funny War Quotes

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So in the middle of the Civil War someone was like "You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce."
So in the middle of the Civil War someone was like "You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce."

Memes,  Civil War Meme,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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MOAB - Mother of all bombs

Did you just assume the gender of that bomb?
MOAB - Mother of all bombs

Did you just assume the gender of that bomb?


Memes,  Gender Slam Jokes,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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Cash me Assad

How bow dah
Cash me Assad

How bow dah


Memes,  Syria Jokes,  
    
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Dear Syria and Russia,
Dude address is
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20500

...Me and my ppl dont got nthn to do wit dis, I aint even vote for dude
Dear Syria and Russia,
Dude address is
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20500

...Me and my ppl dont got nthn to do wit dis, I aint even vote for dude


Memes,  2017 Quotes,  Syria Jokes,  
    
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50 Tomahawk missiles? Those are rookie numbers

You gotta pump those numbers up!
50 Tomahawk missiles? Those are rookie numbers

You gotta pump those numbers up!


Memes,  Wolf Of Wall Street Meme,  
    
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Pilot: Greg what's the situation 

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers
Pilot: Greg what's the situation

Dog: ...Bark

Pilot: Dammit Greg I need answers


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Pilot Humor,  
    
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North Korea might have nukes but ive never felt safer
North Korea might have nukes but ive never felt safer

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Funny,  
    
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if isis wants a war they can have one.
if isis wants a war they can have one.

Memes,  Isis Memes,  Isis Jokes,  
    
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No Chick-Fil-A on Sunday?

Fire the missiles
No Chick-Fil-A on Sunday?

Fire the missiles


Chick Fil A Meme,  Kim Jong Un Meme,  
    
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I supported the Vietnam war draft

By going to France
I supported the Vietnam war draft

By going to France


Mitt Romney Meme,  Vietnam Jokes,  
    
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Better grab a ham

Because there might not be any Turkey left by Christmas
Better grab a ham

Because there might not be any Turkey left by Christmas


Memes,  Vladimir Putin Jokes,  Turkey Puns,  
    
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And then I said...

We need to bomb Syria before I tell you if its a war
And then I said...

We need to bomb Syria before I tell you if its a war


Funny Obama Quotes,  Syria Jokes,  
    
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Yeah, if we could just not go to war with Syria,

That'd be great.
Yeah, if we could just not go to war with Syria,

That'd be great.


Syria Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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u .s . air force

we know w to conduct a war!
u .s . air force

we know w to conduct a war!


Demotivational Posters,  Air Force Jokes,  War Jokes,  
    
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When you dying on the battlefield but that beat is fire.
When you dying on the battlefield but that beat is fire.

Memes,  War And Military Jokes,  
    
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