Funny Wedding Advice Quotes

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i think destination weddings

are a great way to tell your family and friends to fc*k themselves
i think destination weddings

are a great way to tell your family and friends to fc*k themselves


Funny Wedding Sayings,  Unpopular Opinion Puffin (theme),  
    
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#1 reason why your creepy uncle suld not be your wedding ptographer
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Meme,  Photographer Jokes,  
    
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Marriage

Cut out the middle man. Find someone you hate and buy her a house.
Marriage

Cut out the middle man. Find someone you hate and buy her a house.


Funny Marriage Facts,  Wedding Advice Funny,  
    
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Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one.
Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one.

Funny Marriage Advice For Bride,  Funny Email Cards,  Bride Jokes  
    
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Drink ' til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

Wedding Jokes One Liners,  Marriage Humor  
    
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When things go wrong, don't go with them.

Funny Words Of Advice,  Funny Love Advice,  Advice Jokes  
    
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When you are standing at the altar gazing into your future husband's eyes listening to the minister talk about your future as husband and wife, don't picture the young and vibrant man in front of you. Picture less hair, a few less teeth, more wrinkles, an age spot or two... picture a few more chins and a couple of wiry black hairs sticking prominantly out of one ear and an even longer one out of one nostril. Gaze lovingly down and picture a little belly hanging over a somewhat shriveled and shrunken hoohoo.

If you can picture this and still want to marry this man, continue gazing into his eyes and say "I do...". :D


Funny Marriage Advice For Bride,  Funny Advice For The Bride,  
    
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