Funny Wedding Jokes

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If she asks what this is used for

Cancel the wedding
If she asks what this is used for

Cancel the wedding


Cooking Jokes,  Funny Mexican Pictures And Jokes,  
    
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Nothing says well ordered like an arranged marriage.
Nothing says well ordered like an arranged marriage.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  
    
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when the drunkest guy at the wedding starts telling stories of the groom eatin a strippers  at the bachelor party
when the drunkest guy at the wedding starts telling stories of the groom eatin a strippers at the bachelor party

Memes,  Drunk People Jokes,  
    
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Bey and Rih don't know how to attend weddings they come in lookin like the brides
Bey and Rih don't know how to attend weddings they come in lookin like the brides

Memes,  Funny Beyonce,  Funny Rihanna,  
    
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At my wedding:

Husband: I do

Me: I feel like u lying but ok
At my wedding:

Husband: I do

Me: I feel like u lying but ok


Funny Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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"and when i first swed the mies your nudes and they said, "you better wife that " i had no clue w right they were"
"and when i first swed the mies your nudes and they said, "you better wife that " i had no clue w right they were"

Memes,  Omg Lol,  Funny Men Quotes,  
    
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"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"
"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Clean Marriage Jokes,  
    
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no, i don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak.

my dog is getting married that weekend.
no, i don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak.

my dog is getting married that weekend.


Cat Lady Meme,  Pet Jokes,  Party Jokes,  
    
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if she wants to walk down the aisle.....

send that  grocery spping
if she wants to walk down the aisle.....

send that grocery spping


Grocery Store Joke,  Funny Jokes For Men,  
    
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Gonna have a fancy wedding reception

Beer and possum
Gonna have a fancy wedding reception

Beer and possum


Funny Wedding Sayings,  Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  
    
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Red neck
wedding rings
Red neck
wedding rings


Funny Redneck Jokes,  Ring Jokes,  
    
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Sisters are for wiping tears, calming nerves, picking out dresses, helping you pee, consulting all things wedding, and being a best friend. 

I got you girl!
Sisters are for wiping tears, calming nerves, picking out dresses, helping you pee, consulting all things wedding, and being a best friend.

I got you girl!


Silly Sister Quotes,  Funny Sister Quotes,  
    
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Just returned from my 7th and final wedding of the season.

It's over

It's done
Just returned from my 7th and final wedding of the season.

It's over

It's done


Memes,  Lord Of The Rings Memes,  
    
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We need to get better at saving.

Only necessities until the wedding, okay? 

And that's when I remembered that the new Jurassic World toys were out.
We need to get better at saving.

Only necessities until the wedding, okay?

And that's when I remembered that the new Jurassic World toys were out.


Funny Jokes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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Sneaked out our wedding just to grab a pizza.
Sneaked out our wedding just to grab a pizza.

Memes,  Pizza Memes,  
    
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