Funny Weed Quotes

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officer: is there any  in the car, it smells like wee.

him: no sir.

officer: i just need like a gram or 2 t
officer: is there any in the car, it smells like wee.

him: no sir.

officer: i just need like a gram or 2 t


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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if you think you ate too much

then you havent smoked enough
if you think you ate too much

then you havent smoked enough


After Dinner Jokes,  
    
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 roses. give me flowers i can smoke.
roses. give me flowers i can smoke.

Flower Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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a single blunt can change my mood from to in seconds.
a single blunt can change my mood from to in seconds.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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when ur parents ask u why u smell like smoke
when ur parents ask u why u smell like smoke

Memes,  Smoker Jokes,  
    
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sometimes i like to get high and think about all the other times that i got high.
sometimes i like to get high and think about all the other times that i got high.

Memes,  Homer Simpson Memes,  Simpsons Memes,  
    
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i call my  the "quran"

because burning that st will get you stoned
i call my the "quran"

because burning that st will get you stoned


Quran Jokes,  Stoned Jokes  
    
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oh 

i smell some dank
oh

i smell some dank


Gandalf Meme,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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finally they understand
finally they understand

Memes,  
    
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when you hear a lighter flick and it's some lame   smoking some reggie
when you hear a lighter flick and it's some lame smoking some reggie

Memes,  
    
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10 blunts later when your tughts have tughts but on the outside you're just like
10 blunts later when your tughts have tughts but on the outside you're just like

Memes,  Mannequin Meme,  
    
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dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. consider other things, like, do they have a lot of .
dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. consider other things, like, do they have a lot of .

Funny Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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"quit playin fam, do i forreal look high?"
"quit playin fam, do i forreal look high?"

Memes,  Smoker Jokes,  High Jokes,  
    
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Feed the need and smoke some weed.
Feed the need and smoke some weed.

    
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i don't always do math

but when i do i'm usually buying
i don't always do math

but when i do i'm usually buying


Memes,  I Dont Always Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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