Funny Weight Loss Quotes

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How do u lose 10 pounds without cutting out Mexican food asking for a friend
How do u lose 10 pounds without cutting out Mexican food asking for a friend

Memes,  Mexican Food Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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How do I lose 20 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but I;d like to explore options first
How do I lose 20 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but I;d like to explore options first

Memes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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I need to lose weight, I know how to lose weight, but I don't wanna do the things that I need to do to lose the weight, but I still wanna lose weight.

You get me?
I need to lose weight, I know how to lose weight, but I don't wanna do the things that I need to do to lose the weight, but I still wanna lose weight.

You get me?


Memes,  Weight Loss Problems,  
    
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Do you ever want to lose weight but weight doesn't wanna lose you
Do you ever want to lose weight but weight doesn't wanna lose you

Memes,  Weight Loss Problems,  
    
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i need to lose weight"

"you tryna eat?"

"stop asking me if i'm tryna go eat cuz yo fat knows my fat gon say yes!"
i need to lose weight"

"you tryna eat?"

"stop asking me if i'm tryna go eat cuz yo fat knows my fat gon say yes!"


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: I shouldn't eat that, I need to get in shape...

Inner me: Eat it, rounds a shape....
Me: I shouldn't eat that, I need to get in shape...

Inner me: Eat it, rounds a shape....


Memes,  Out Of Shape Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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False

The nose ring is her single most unattractive feature. Get rid of it first, then lose weight.
False

The nose ring is her single most unattractive feature. Get rid of it first, then lose weight.


Insults To Women,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Nose Ring Jokes,  
    
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I have to lose weight

Oooh look chocolate
I have to lose weight

Oooh look chocolate


Memes,  Dory Meme,  
    
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Thanks for being a good enough friend that you know when I say I want to lose weight, you know I really mean I want to eat cheese and  a cupcake.
Thanks for being a good enough friend that you know when I say I want to lose weight, you know I really mean I want to eat cheese and a cupcake.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Funny Friendship Ecards,  Funny Friendship Jokes,  
    
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why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken gl and feel the same way

Funny Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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diet tip:

your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
diet tip:

your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.


Funny Quotes,  Pants Jokes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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if your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you suld absolutely do as he says. drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid  and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful  you are
if your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you suld absolutely do as he says. drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful you are

Funny Jokes,  Funny Weight Loss,  
    
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i wish losing weight was as easy as my best friend after 2 drinks.
i wish losing weight was as easy as my best friend after 2 drinks.

Funny Jokes,  Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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I could lose weight but I hate losing
I could lose weight but I hate losing

Funny Jokes,  Weight Loss Problems,  
    
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i put my scale into the bathroom corner and that's where that  will stay until she apologizes.
i put my scale into the bathroom corner and that's where that will stay until she apologizes.

Funny Jokes,  Bathroom Jokes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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