Funny Weird Quotes

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White ppl at my job instead of saying "shit" they be like "fuck me in the ass side ways" ........
White ppl at my job instead of saying "shit" they be like "fuck me in the ass side ways" ........

Memes,  White Ppl Jokes,  Ray J Memes,  
    
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Employer: It says here you identify as a potato..?

Me: Baked potato

Employer: You should probably go
Employer: It says here you identify as a potato..?

Me: Baked potato

Employer: You should probably go


Memes,  Stupid Guy Jokes,  Potato Puns,  
    
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Merry August

Santa candy padlock peace spaceship
Merry August

Santa candy padlock peace spaceship


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  August Jokes,  Santa Humor,  
    
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people w actually like mornings are ing weird
people w actually like mornings are ing weird

Funny Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  Funny Good Morning Quotes,  
    
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I love the smell

Of my ear wax
I love the smell

Of my ear wax


Confession Bear (theme),  Ear Wax Jokes,  Confession Bear Meme,  
    
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When the weird person at work won't stop talking to you and you're trying to be nice
When the weird person at work won't stop talking to you and you're trying to be nice

Memes,  Fresh Prince Meme,  
    
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My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am

I'm not sure if I should be proud or scared
My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am

I'm not sure if I should be proud or scared


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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Idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
Idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

Funny Jokes,  Flirt Jokes,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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"me flirting: so w's your favourite serial killer?"
"me flirting: so w's your favourite serial killer?"

Funny Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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kisses your balls before bed 

"i just kissed the kids goodnight."
kisses your balls before bed

"i just kissed the kids goodnight."


Memes,  Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  Good Night Meme,  
    
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 is a room full of a tusand puppies, but your hands are made of ccolate, so if you pet them, they die.
is a room full of a tusand puppies, but your hands are made of ccolate, so if you pet them, they die.

Funny Jokes,  Hell Jokes,  Puppy Jokes,  
    
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When you don't know how to flirt so you just stare at someone until they marry you
When you don't know how to flirt so you just stare at someone until they marry you

Funny Quotes,  Funny Weird People,  
    
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I hate when I'm too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then I end up being too weird
I hate when I'm too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then I end up being too weird

Funny Quotes,  Weird Jokes,  
    
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whenever you caught while masturbate just give them a familiar excuse like "hey i saw you with her tomorrow..
whenever you caught while masturbate just give them a familiar excuse like "hey i saw you with her tomorrow..

Funny Quotes,  Lame Joke,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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the first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird
the first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Milk,  Funny Weird Facts,  
    
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