Funny Western Sayings

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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie


Funny Jokes,  Dachshund Jokes,  Cowboy Puns,  
    
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Cowboy's Logic

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out
Cowboy's Logic

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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The only thing swift around here

Is my roping.
The only thing swift around here

Is my roping.


Memes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  Funny Southern Sayings,  
    
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Cowboys ain't made by boots and hats.

They're made by the man inside em that still respects his raising.
Cowboys ain't made by boots and hats.

They're made by the man inside em that still respects his raising.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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Scars are cowboy tattoos with better stories.
Scars are cowboy tattoos with better stories.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  Funny Tattoo Sayings,  
    
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A cowboy lives here with the ride of his life
A cowboy lives here with the ride of his life

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  Funny Home Signs,  
    
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Cowboy wisdom:

A married cowboy who comes home with a stray hair on his collar better have a horse to match, or a fast one that doesn't.
Cowboy wisdom:

A married cowboy who comes home with a stray hair on his collar better have a horse to match, or a fast one that doesn't.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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Good boots ain't cheap and cheap boots ain't good
Good boots ain't cheap and cheap boots ain't good

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  Funny Country Sayings,  
    
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Maybe God just kinda likes cowboys and angels
Maybe God just kinda likes cowboys and angels

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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This ain't my first rodeo
This ain't my first rodeo

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Sayings,  Rodeo Jokes,  
    
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Life's too short to dance with ugly cowboys
Life's too short to dance with ugly cowboys

Funny Quotes,  One Liners On Life,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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Please remove your spurs before you get in bed
Please remove your spurs before you get in bed

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Signs,  Funny Country Quotes,  
    
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beware 

pickpockets and loose women
beware

pickpockets and loose women


Funny Jokes,  Jokes For Men About Women,  
    
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I'm lookin for the man

Who shot my paw
I'm lookin for the man

Who shot my paw


Cowboy Jokes,  Cowboy Puns,  Dog Puns,  
    
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dat ankle
dat ankle

Ankle Jokes,  
    
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