Funny Wife Quotes

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mom: i'm tired of this lil  crying an ting all the time

therapist: what did you expect?

mom: i expected him to raise our baby
mom: i'm tired of this lil crying an ting all the time

therapist: what did you expect?

mom: i expected him to raise our baby


Memes,  New Baby Jokes,  
    
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My reaction when my husband asks

How I spent so much money at Ikea
My reaction when my husband asks

How I spent so much money at Ikea


Ikea Meme,  Good Luck Charlie Meme,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Hold your wife's hand at the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping.

It looks romantic, but it's actually economic
Hold your wife's hand at the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping.

It looks romantic, but it's actually economic


Funny Quotes,  Shopping Jokes,  Good Wife Jokes,  
    
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i just need a girl that's gonna ld it down as my wife but  me like a porn star
i just need a girl that's gonna ld it down as my wife but me like a porn star

Funny Quotes,  
    
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i really pe my future wife isnt acting like a  right now.
i really pe my future wife isnt acting like a right now.

Funny Quotes,  
    
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mexican words of the day: chicken finger

my wife said she dont need me anymore chicken finger herself
mexican words of the day: chicken finger

my wife said she dont need me anymore chicken finger herself


Memes,  My Wife Jokes,  
    
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If my husband doesn't start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle I'm turning around and doing it again
If my husband doesn't start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle I'm turning around and doing it again

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  
    
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I'm awesome.

You're welcome.

Happy Anniversary to the luckiest guy
I'm awesome.

You're welcome.

Happy Anniversary to the luckiest guy


Funny Quotes,  Funny Anniversary Quotes,  
    
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Happy Anniversary to the man that puts up with all my crazy.
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Happy Anniversary to the man that puts up with all my crazy.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Anniversary Quotes,  
    
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I got this horse for my husband.

Sounds like a good trade to me.
I got this horse for my husband.

Sounds like a good trade to me.


Funny Jokes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Best Horse Jokes,  
    
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I love coupons more than my husband
I love coupons more than my husband

Funny Quotes,  Mean Husband Jokes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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"I think my wife is trying to kill me.   She bought me a hot tub."
"I think my wife is trying to kill me. She bought me a hot tub."

Funny Quotes,  Snowman Jokes,  
    
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Oh, I'm sorry.  You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have.
Oh, I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have.

Funny Jokes,  Housework Jokes,  
    
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the dishwasher is loaded...

and i don't mean the machine.
the dishwasher is loaded...

and i don't mean the machine.


Funny Quotes,  Dishwasher Jokes,  
    
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Don't play "wifey"

Until he makes you a wife
Don't play "wifey"

Until he makes you a wife


Meme,  Joke Black People,  
    
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