Funny Wine Jokes

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Your wine glass cheat sheet.

Wow. Thank you.
I'm still pouring it to the rim.
Your wine glass cheat sheet.

Wow. Thank you.
I'm still pouring it to the rim.


Memes,  Funny Wine Signs,  
    
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How to cook a turkey

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7.  Turk the bastey

Step  8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Gran another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!
How to cook a turkey

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7. Turk the bastey

Step 8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Gran another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!


Memes,  How To Jokes,  
    
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Sneaking wine into my office like
Sneaking wine into my office like

Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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Raise your hand if you talked yourself out of going to the gym tonight and are going straight home to open a bottle of wine after work instead
Raise your hand if you talked yourself out of going to the gym tonight and are going straight home to open a bottle of wine after work instead

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i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.
i decided to reward myself with a well-earned gl of wine after a long week. then realized it was tuesday.

morning.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Ecards Funny,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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I'm trying to feel your pain, but all I'm getting is an overpowering craving for cheese.
I'm trying to feel your pain, but all I'm getting is an overpowering craving for cheese.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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you seem very bitter and you look pale.

oh, quit your whining.
you seem very bitter and you look pale.

oh, quit your whining.


Wine Puns,  Funny Alcohol Images,  
    
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merlot

merlittle
merlot

merlittle


Wine Puns,  Funny Alcohol Images,  
    
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take me to your

litre!
take me to your

litre!


Wine Puns,  Jokes N Funny Pictures,  
    
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current mood

give me all the wine
current mood

give me all the wine


Current Mood Meme,  Mood Memes,  
    
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When Jesus turned water into wine

Come through

It's lit
When Jesus turned water into wine

Come through

It's lit


Jesus Meme,  Bible Jokes,  
    
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i'm so glad we didn't go for one of tse cheap and nasty water beds...
i'm so glad we didn't go for one of tse cheap and nasty water beds...

Bed Jokes,  Funny Water Jokes,  
    
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wine: on

universe: off
wine: on

universe: off


Light Switch Jokes,  Universe Jokes,  
    
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"wtf look at that baby"

baby: i'm fine really- *gurgles* burps *farts* take ur bad vibes somewhere else sharon
"wtf look at that baby"

baby: i'm fine really- *gurgles* burps *farts* take ur bad vibes somewhere else sharon


Memes,  Funny Baby Pictures,  
    
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