Funny Wine Quotes

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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, there's room for more wine. As long as there are housewives and cheap wine, there will be endless funny wine quotes for us to enjoy. "My glass of wine was lonely so I poured her a friend. I am very thoughtful like that." Or, "I enjoy a glass of wine each night for health purposes. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves."

Funny wine quotes make you not feel as bad for loving wine more than your first born. You know hat they say, "A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. No, wait that's wine, wine does that."
i wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned gl of wine after a long week then i realized it was tuesday... morning.
i wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned gl of wine after a long week then i realized it was tuesday... morning.

Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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mondays make me wanna have wine for breakfast
mondays make me wanna have wine for breakfast

Funny Wine Sayings,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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my doctor said i need to eat more fruit.

so i started drinking a second gl of wine every night.
my doctor said i need to eat more fruit.

so i started drinking a second gl of wine every night.


Funny Jokes,  Wine Jokes,  Wine Humor,  
    
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I'm gonna do my part to help conserve water in this drought...

..by drinking more wine
I'm gonna do my part to help conserve water in this drought...

..by drinking more wine


Funny Wine Sayings,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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dear cupid, forget the man, just send wine!
dear cupid, forget the man, just send wine!

Wine Jokes,  Cupid Jokes,  
    
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in dog wines, i only had one.
in dog wines, i only had one.

Funny Dogs Jokes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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boys are whatever

wine is forever
boys are whatever

wine is forever


Funny Jokes,  Women Humor,  Funny Wine Sayings,  
    
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...And then I was like, I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day.
...And then I was like, I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day.

Wine Humor,  Daily Joke,  
    
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Friday called, she's on her way and she's bringing wine
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Pop that cork!!: Friday called and she's bringing the wine
Friday called and she's bringing the wine

Friday called, she's on her way and she's bringing wine

Funny Friday,  Funny Wine Sayings,  
    
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it's friday night.

time to be a e and save some wine trapped in a bottle!!
it's friday night.

time to be a e and save some wine trapped in a bottle!!


Funny Friday,  Funny Friday Quotes,  
    
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i heard there are people that can actually drink a gl of wine instead of the bottle...

underachievers.
i heard there are people that can actually drink a gl of wine instead of the bottle...

underachievers.


Funny Jokes,  Wine Jokes,  Funny Wine Sayings,  
    
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i like to have a gl of wine to relax after a long gl of wine
i like to have a gl of wine to relax after a long gl of wine

Memes,  Wine Jokes,  Wine Humor,  
    
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one gl away from telling everyone what i think
one gl away from telling everyone what i think

Memes,  Wine Jokes,  
    
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friend: just bring a bottle of wine

me: what? just one?

friend: ffs yes justone

me:
friend: just bring a bottle of wine

me: what? just one?

friend: ffs yes justone

me:


Memes,  Wine Memes,  Funny Wine Jokes,  
    
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I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine.
I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wine Sayings,  
    
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