It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, there's room for more wine. As long as there are housewives and cheap wine, there will be endless funny wine quotes for us to enjoy. "My glass of wine was lonely so I poured her a friend. I am very thoughtful like that." Or, "I enjoy a glass of wine each night for health purposes. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves."
Funny wine quotes make you not feel as bad for loving wine more than your first born. You know hat they say, "A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. No, wait that's wine, wine does that."