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As soon as the first leaves start to fall the Winter quotes come flooding onto social media for the season. It starts with "get you a thick man to keep you warm," to the good ol "tax season is just around the corner, get in position for that check fellas," as they lay up with a woman four times their size. My favorite Winter quote is, "Winter... the three month break between a woman and her razor."
The Winter sayings about how miserable the snow and bitter cold is are my sentiments exactly. There are tons of jokes about frozen fingers, kids building snowmen and people who steer clear from the season. While there are very many funny or comedic ones with a bit of weather resentment, there's also plenty of heartwarming ones about family who absolutely love the Winter season.
The Winter sayings about how miserable the snow and bitter cold is are my sentiments exactly. There are tons of jokes about frozen fingers, kids building snowmen and people who steer clear from the season. While there are very many funny or comedic ones with a bit of weather resentment, there's also plenty of heartwarming ones about family who absolutely love the Winter season.
Thank God this horrible winter weather has officially become horrible spring weather.
Funny Spring Sayings, Weather Jokes, Spring Jokes,
Funny Spring Sayings, Weather Jokes, Spring Jokes,
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Winter
Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter
Memes, Funny Winter Sayings, Funny Parking Images,
Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter
Memes, Funny Winter Sayings, Funny Parking Images,
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You know you are a true Wyomingite when:
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
Funny Driving Jokes, Winter Jokes,
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
Funny Driving Jokes, Winter Jokes,
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Day 0 of the blizzard: I've already eaten half of the stuff I bought for the storm. Not going to make it
Funny Jokes, Winter Humor, Winter Jokes,
Funny Jokes, Winter Humor, Winter Jokes,
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Spray a little WD-40 on ice stairs
It will keep the soles of your shoes from getting stuck on the ice
Memes, Funny Bad Advice,
It will keep the soles of your shoes from getting stuck on the ice
Memes, Funny Bad Advice,
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I heard it's snowing this weekend
But I'm in Florida, so that's none of my business
Memes, Funny Snow Quotes, Florida Jokes,
But I'm in Florida, so that's none of my business
Memes, Funny Snow Quotes, Florida Jokes,
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Winter is coming
...Or going, I don't know there is a shadow involved of something.
Groundhog Day Meme, Shadow Jokes,
...Or going, I don't know there is a shadow involved of something.
Groundhog Day Meme, Shadow Jokes,
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You know you're from Memphis when:
Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!
Funny Jokes, Memphis Jokes, Snow Jokes,
Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!
Funny Jokes, Memphis Jokes, Snow Jokes,
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Me and winter:
It's way too cold how do you expect me to do anything
Me in the summer:
It's way too hot how do you expect me to do anything
Funny Quotes, Funny Summer Quotes,
It's way too cold how do you expect me to do anything
Me in the summer:
It's way too hot how do you expect me to do anything
Funny Quotes, Funny Summer Quotes,
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