Funny Winter Quotes

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As soon as the first leaves start to fall the Winter quotes come flooding onto social media for the season. It starts with "get you a thick man to keep you warm," to the good ol "tax season is just around the corner, get in position for that check fellas," as they lay up with a woman four times their size. My favorite Winter quote is, "Winter... the three month break between a woman and her razor."

The Winter sayings about how miserable the snow and bitter cold is are my sentiments exactly. There are tons of jokes about frozen fingers, kids building snowmen and people who steer clear from the season. While there are very many funny or comedic ones with a bit of weather resentment, there's also plenty of heartwarming ones about family who absolutely love the Winter season.

Thank God this horrible winter weather has officially become horrible spring weather.
Thank God this horrible winter weather has officially become horrible spring weather.

Funny Spring Sayings,  Weather Jokes,  Spring Jokes,  
    
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Winter

Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter
Winter

Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter


Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Funny Parking Images,  
    
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You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.


Funny Driving Jokes,  Winter Jokes,  
    
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Day 0 of the blizzard: I've already eaten half of the stuff I bought for the storm. Not going to make it
Day 0 of the blizzard: I've already eaten half of the stuff I bought for the storm. Not going to make it

Funny Jokes,  Winter Humor,  Winter Jokes,  
    
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I'm giving up winter for Lent.

Who's with me?
I'm giving up winter for Lent.

Who's with me?


Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Lent Meme,  
    
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Spray a little WD-40 on ice stairs 

It will keep the soles of your shoes from getting stuck on the ice
Spray a little WD-40 on ice stairs

It will keep the soles of your shoes from getting stuck on the ice


Memes,  Funny Bad Advice,  
    
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so i heard you  was talking 

winter
so i heard you was talking

winter


Funny Quotes,  Winter Humor,  
    
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I heard it's snowing this weekend

But I'm in Florida, so that's none of my business
I heard it's snowing this weekend

But I'm in Florida, so that's none of my business


Memes,  Funny Snow Quotes,  Florida Jokes,  
    
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You promised me a blizzard

I'm waiting
You promised me a blizzard

I'm waiting


Blizzard Meme,  Skeptical Baby (theme),  Funny Snow Quotes,  
    
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so i heard you  was talking .

-winter
so i heard you was talking .

-winter


Funny Jokes,  Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I told God I wanted a bae by winter,

He canceled winter
I told God I wanted a bae by winter,

He canceled winter


Funny Quotes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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Winter is coming

...Or going, I don't know there is a shadow involved of something.
Winter is coming

...Or going, I don't know there is a shadow involved of something.


Groundhog Day Meme,  Shadow Jokes,  
    
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Soooo, we just not doing winter this year?
Soooo, we just not doing winter this year?

Funny Quotes,  Funny Weather Quotes,  Sms Jokes 2015,  
    
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You know you're from Memphis when:

Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!
You know you're from Memphis when:

Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!


Funny Jokes,  Memphis Jokes,  Snow Jokes,  
    
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Me and winter:
It's way too cold how do you expect me to do anything 

Me in the summer:
It's way too hot how do you expect me to do anything
Me and winter:
It's way too cold how do you expect me to do anything

Me in the summer:
It's way too hot how do you expect me to do anything


Funny Quotes,  Funny Summer Quotes,  
    
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