Funny Winter Sayings

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As soon as the first leaves start to fall the Winter jokes come flooding onto social media for the season. It starts with "get you a thick man to keep you warm," to the good ol "tax season is just around the corner, get in position for that check fellas," as they lay up with a woman four times their size. My favorite Winter saying is, "Winter... the three month break between a woman and her razor."

The Winter sayings about how miserable the snow and bitter cold is are my sentiments exactly. There are tons of jokes about frozen fingers, kids building snowmen and people who steer clear from the season. While there are very many funny or comedic ones with a bit of weather resentment, there's also plenty of heartwarming funny ones from others who absolutely love the Winter season.
Half of the world is and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones

And I'm just sitting here waiting for snowmobiling season
Half of the world is and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones

And I'm just sitting here waiting for snowmobiling season


Memes,  Sponge Bob Meme,  Snowmobiling Jokes,  
    
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Winter

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Winter

Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter


Memes,  Funny Parking Images,  
    
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It's going to snow in North Carolina

Buy all the milk and bread you can find!!!
It's going to snow in North Carolina

Buy all the milk and bread you can find!!!


Jokes About North Carolina,  Snow Meme,  Snow Humor,  
    
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I'm giving up winter for Lent.

Who's with me?
I'm giving up winter for Lent.

Who's with me?


Memes,  Lent Meme,  
    
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It's so cold in Washington

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets
It's so cold in Washington

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets


Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Politician Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourselves, winter is coming

The entire thing. All at once. In one weekend.
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Janine: Winter 15-16
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Brace yourselves, winter is coming

The entire thing. All at once. In one weekend.


Memes,  Blizzard Meme,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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You call that a blizzard?!?!
You call that a blizzard?!?!

Blizzard Meme,  Kevin Hart Meme,  Funny Snow Quotes,  
    
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Winter is coming

Eventually
Winter is coming

Eventually


Memes,  Global Warming Meme,  
    
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not sure if we're in for a mild winter

or if mother nature is just saving up to body slam the  out of us
not sure if we're in for a mild winter

or if mother nature is just saving up to body slam the out of us


Memes,  Weather Jokes One Liners,  Mother Nature Jokes,  
    
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Its not even that cold out here man...

How it feels when that cold air just hits you
Its not even that cold out here man...

Funny Vines,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  Cold Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourself...soon the era of pumpkin will fall

And the Northern winds will whisper "peppermint everything." ...Minter is coming
Brace yourself...soon the era of pumpkin will fall

And the Northern winds will whisper "peppermint everything." ...Minter is coming


Memes,  Winter Meme,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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Brace yourself 

Less than 1" of snow is coming
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snow: SNOW POSTS ARE COMING
Brace yourself

Less than 1" of snow is coming


Memes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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Cuffing season is near
Cuffing season is near

Memes,  Fall Jokes,  Autumn Jokes,  
    
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