As soon as the first leaves start to fall the Winter jokes come flooding onto social media for the season. It starts with "get you a thick man to keep you warm," to the good ol "tax season is just around the corner, get in position for that check fellas," as they lay up with a woman four times their size. My favorite Winter saying is, "Winter... the three month break between a woman and her razor."
The Winter sayings about how miserable the snow and bitter cold is are my sentiments exactly. There are tons of jokes about frozen fingers, kids building snowmen and people who steer clear from the season. While there are very many funny or comedic ones with a bit of weather resentment, there's also plenty of heartwarming funny ones from others who absolutely love the Winter season.
Half of the world is and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones
And I'm just sitting here waiting for snowmobiling season