Funny Winter Sayings

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As soon as the first leaves start to fall the Winter jokes come flooding onto social media for the season. It starts with "get you a thick man to keep you warm," to the good ol "tax season is just around the corner, get in position for that check fellas," as they lay up with a woman four times their size. My favorite Winter saying is, "Winter... the three month break between a woman and her razor."

The Winter sayings about how miserable the snow and bitter cold is are my sentiments exactly. There are tons of jokes about frozen fingers, kids building snowmen and people who steer clear from the season. While there are very many funny or comedic ones with a bit of weather resentment, there's also plenty of heartwarming funny ones from others who absolutely love the Winter season.
i love your accent, w slick did you say the roads were?

slikern!
i love your accent, w slick did you say the roads were?

slikern!


Memes,  Accent Jokes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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me being romantic in the winter:

"yo ld my in hand before your dumb  slip and fall"
me being romantic in the winter:

"yo ld my in hand before your dumb slip and fall"


Memes,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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Y'all remember the sun?  And how good it used to feel on your skin? ... Me neither
Y'all remember the sun? And how good it used to feel on your skin? ... Me neither

Memes,  Sun Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Update: Get ready for a pounding. Some of us could see 8 inches or more. That's too much --- even for me,
Update: Get ready for a pounding. Some of us could see 8 inches or more. That's too much --- even for me,

Memes,  Funny Snow Sayings,  Funny Weather Quotes,  
    
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Happy winter solstice

Lesser the sunshine, the better.
Happy winter solstice

Lesser the sunshine, the better.


Memes,  Winter Solstice Jokes,  Winter Solstice Jokes,  
    
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i will never understand people w prefer this bull

over summer
i will never understand people w prefer this bull

over summer


Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Half of the world is and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones

And I'm just sitting here waiting for snowmobiling season
Half of the world is and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones

And I'm just sitting here waiting for snowmobiling season


Memes,  Sponge Bob Meme,  Snowmobiling Jokes,  
    
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Winter

Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter
Winter

Where parking spots are made up and lines don't matter


Memes,  Funny Parking Images,  
    
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It's going to snow in North Carolina

Buy all the milk and bread you can find!!!
It's going to snow in North Carolina

Buy all the milk and bread you can find!!!


Jokes About North Carolina,  Snow Meme,  Snow Humor,  
    
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I'm giving up winter for Lent.

Who's with me?
I'm giving up winter for Lent.

Who's with me?


Memes,  Lent Meme,  
    
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It's so cold in Washington

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets
It's so cold in Washington

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets


Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Politician Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourselves, winter is coming

The entire thing. All at once. In one weekend.
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Brace yourselves, winter is coming

The entire thing. All at once. In one weekend.


Memes,  Blizzard Meme,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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You call that a blizzard?!?!
You call that a blizzard?!?!

Blizzard Meme,  Kevin Hart Meme,  Funny Snow Quotes,  
    
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Winter is coming

Eventually
Winter is coming

Eventually


Memes,  Global Warming Meme,  
    
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