Funny Wishes

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Dear God : please make my
Dear God : please make my

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i want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with some confetti, so some future archeologist has one  of a day at work
i want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with some confetti, so some future archeologist has one of a day at work

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I just want someone to look at me the way Leo looks at his Girl Scout Cookies
I just want someone to look at me the way Leo looks at his Girl Scout Cookies

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Good luck breaking into insular, well-established friend networks in your new city.
Good luck breaking into insular, well-established friend networks in your new city.

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what's your sexual fantasy?

me: he dies during foreplay and leaves me 1.3 billion dollars
what's your sexual fantasy?

me: he dies during foreplay and leaves me 1.3 billion dollars


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i just wanna impact the world in a positive way while simultaneously tin on  w tught this  was a game.
i just wanna impact the world in a positive way while simultaneously tin on w tught this was a game.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills
I wish my wallet came with free refills

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I want to live in a world where its possible to listen to YouTube AND lock my phone
I want to live in a world where its possible to listen to YouTube AND lock my phone

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when i die i want to be cremated and have my wife pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me so i can tear that  up one last time.
when i die i want to be cremated and have my wife pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me so i can tear that up one last time.

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i just need a girl that's gonna ld it down as my wife but  me like a porn star
i just need a girl that's gonna ld it down as my wife but me like a porn star

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happy kwanzaa, muthaa!
happy kwanzaa, muthaa!

Funny Ecards,  Free Holiday Ecards,  Kwanzaa Jokes,  
    
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i wish i was a girl for one day ...

to do this the wle day
i wish i was a girl for one day ...

to do this the wle day


Memes,  Guy Humor,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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wishing to sleep with my crush like
wishing to sleep with my crush like

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I wish someone would look at me the way my dog looks at pizza
I wish someone would look at me the way my dog looks at pizza

Funny Jokes,  Dog Funny,  
    
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I wish I could make it through a full tube of Chapstick before I lose it.
I wish I could make it through a full tube of Chapstick before I lose it.


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