Funny Witty Quotes

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"Why you mad? I ain't your girl, remember?"
"Why you mad? I ain't your girl, remember?"

Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Females Be Like,  
    
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him: you miss me?

me: yeah

him: w much?

me:   u want me to lie twice
him: you miss me?

me: yeah

him: w much?

me: u want me to lie twice


Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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Mom: Roll your eyes one more time

Me:
Mom: Roll your eyes one more time

Me:


Memes,  Mocking Spongebob Meme,  
    
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ex: i suld've treated you better, i suld've appreciated you"

me: i suld've treated you better i suld've... shut the  up
ex: i suld've treated you better, i suld've appreciated you"

me: i suld've treated you better i suld've... shut the up


Memes,  Ex Boyfriend Insults,  
    
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"You probably got a gang of hoes"

Stop saying I got hoes bitch I'm lonely that's why I'm talking to you
"You probably got a gang of hoes"

Stop saying I got hoes bitch I'm lonely that's why I'm talking to you


Memes,  Keyboard Memes,  
    
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me: "remember when i told you that babe?"

her: "no, wrong "
me: "remember when i told you that babe?"

her: "no, wrong "


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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Why "cash" you outside when I can smack the shit out you right here?
Why "cash" you outside when I can smack the shit out you right here?

Memes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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"He's amazing"
"He makes me so happy"
"I think he's the one"

Can't relate
"He's amazing"
"He makes me so happy"
"I think he's the one"

Can't relate


Memes,  Single Memes,  
    
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"Isn't it too early eating?"

Me: 

What time stomachs open? Tell me
"Isn't it too early eating?"

Me:

What time stomachs open? Tell me


Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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dudes be like "at least i'm not out here cheating", you be looking at them like "you want a fckn medal for being a decent human being?"
dudes be like "at least i'm not out here cheating", you be looking at them like "you want a fckn medal for being a decent human being?"

Memes,  Dudes Be Like,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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waiter: and for you miss?

her: i'm a vegan

waiter: beep bop bop

her: excuse me?

waiter: oh i tught we were saying pointless ?
waiter: and for you miss?

her: i'm a vegan

waiter: beep bop bop

her: excuse me?

waiter: oh i tught we were saying pointless ?


Memes,  Funny Vegas Sayings,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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"So where do we stand?"

"On earth tf"
"So where do we stand?"

"On earth tf"


Memes,  Ruined Childhood,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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"There go ya lil friend. Go speak."
"There go ya lil friend. Go speak."

Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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when my kids are teenagers i'ma be like

i didn't get no ing sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep cause of me!
when my kids are teenagers i'ma be like

i didn't get no ing sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep cause of me!


Memes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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Mom, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
Mom, our relationship means the world to my therapist.

Funny Quotes,  Therapist Jokes,  Mom Meme,  
    
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