Funny Witty Sayings

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Nurses and doctors told not to call patients 'love' or 'dear', Radio stations banning Christmas song because it's 'inappropriate', vegans offended by sayings like "bringing home the bacon'. Can we just put on our big boy pants and stop being so soft, or am I offending someone.
Nurses and doctors told not to call patients 'love' or 'dear', Radio stations banning Christmas song because it's 'inappropriate', vegans offended by sayings like "bringing home the bacon'. Can we just put on our big boy pants and stop being so soft, or am I offending someone.

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I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone...

So apologize to me.
I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone...

So apologize to me.


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you don't need alcol to have fun

you also dont need a car to get places but it certainly ing helps
you don't need alcol to have fun

you also dont need a car to get places but it certainly ing helps


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"And have you stayed with us before?"

"No, but I get how hotels work."
"And have you stayed with us before?"

"No, but I get how hotels work."


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For Halloween imma be a pillow since everyone loves to sleep on me gn
For Halloween imma be a pillow since everyone loves to sleep on me gn

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for the es that like to keep up with my relationship... update:

he at my  last night.
for the es that like to keep up with my relationship... update:

he at my last night.


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Just remember: You can do all things through Christ except try me.
Just remember: You can do all things through Christ except try me.

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How I apologize
How I apologize

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Ok so my mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but can't hear me scream "Yeah" after calling my name 10 times from the kitchen
Ok so my mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but can't hear me scream "Yeah" after calling my name 10 times from the kitchen

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Conclusion: "At the end of the day"

Body paragraph: first of all

Thesis statement: I just think it's funny how
Conclusion: "At the end of the day"

Body paragraph: first of all

Thesis statement: I just think it's funny how


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me: let it go

also me: if es wanna act funny we can act hilarious
me: let it go

also me: if es wanna act funny we can act hilarious


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you es can't even spell october
you es can't even spell october

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You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal?
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal?

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When he leaves you on read

Hiss Loss
When he leaves you on read

Hiss Loss


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