Funny Witty Sayings

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You think I can't live without you...what do you think you are??

My phone charger??
You think I can't live without you...what do you think you are??

My phone charger??


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"So why would we hire you>"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."
"So why would we hire you>"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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Single because...
Single because...

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Guy: I didn't catch your name

Me: I didn't throw it
Guy: I didn't catch your name

Me: I didn't throw it


Memes,  Flirty Insults,  Name Jokes,  
    
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Me: Don't be petty
Me: Don't be petty
Me: Don't be petty
Me: ...

Me: I just think it's funny how ..
Me: Don't be petty
Me: Don't be petty
Me: Don't be petty
Me: ...

Me: I just think it's funny how ..


Memes,  Petty Memes,  
    
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doc: looks like your ear is fine

me: i figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths
doc: looks like your ear is fine

me: i figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths


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"dam ma why you so rude" , cuz you aint my  so move
"dam ma why you so rude" , cuz you aint my so move

Memes,  Disses And Comebacks,  Rude Jokes About Men,  
    
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people: you look athletic, what you play?

me:
people: you look athletic, what you play?

me:


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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lady: can i help?

guy: are you a ing?
lady: can i help?

guy: are you a ing?


Memes,  Blunt Memes,  Best Rude Jokes Ever,  
    
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lady: i have a coupon at me

cashier: congrats. i have a blunt at me and that doesn't help me here, does it ?
lady: i have a coupon at me

cashier: congrats. i have a blunt at me and that doesn't help me here, does it ?


Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Cashier Meme,  
    
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This kid out here jumping on trampolines with 2 broken legs but u can't text back
This kid out here jumping on trampolines with 2 broken legs but u can't text back

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  Broken Leg Joke,  
    
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calling me ugly and expecting me to get offended is like throwing a fish in water and expecting it to drown. lol  i know. i don't care.
calling me ugly and expecting me to get offended is like throwing a fish in water and expecting it to drown. lol i know. i don't care.

Memes,  Ugly Person Jokes,  
    
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Biathlon makes me happy
You, not so much
Biathlon makes me happy
You, not so much


Biathlon Jokes,  Witty One Liners,  
    
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When someone ask me why I post that on Facebook 

Because I'm grown
When someone ask me why I post that on Facebook

Because I'm grown


Memes,  Status Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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