Funny Words Of Wisdom

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Here you will find some funny words of wisdom. The best found from all over the Internet. They start off sounding profound and mysterious only to in the end turning out to be a hilarious joke. Funny jokes like, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese, beauty fades dumb is forever and man with silver tongue has expensive tastes and that's just a few.

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You can't have everything

Where would you put it?
You can't have everything

Where would you put it?


Memes,  Steve Wright Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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Man with silver tongue

Has expensive tastes
Man with silver tongue

Has expensive tastes


Memes,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  Silver Jokes,  
    
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never half- two things. wle- one thing.
never half- two things. wle- one thing.

Memes,  Funny Motivational Sayings,  Funny College Advice,  
    
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old chinese saying

man w fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
old chinese saying

man w fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Chinese Sayings,  Funny Proverbs,  
    
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Never forget where you came from.
Never forget where you came from.

Memes,  Mario Memes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take and poorly timed farts
In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take and poorly timed farts

Funny Quotes,  Best Fart Jokes,  Silly Life Quotes,  
    
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Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by yourself.
Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by yourself.

Funny Quotes,  Inspirational Messages,  Real Life Quotes,  
    
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Live like someone left the gate open
Live like someone left the gate open

Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Advice,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  Funny Short Quotes,  
    
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Expect problems and eat them for breakfast
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast

Funny Quotes,  Inspirational Messages,  Silly Inspirational Quotes,  
    
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Knowledge is power...

The power to make other people feel stupid.
Knowledge is power...

The power to make other people feel stupid.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Advice,  Real Life Quotes,  
    
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just chuck it in the  it bucket and move on

a. wise person
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Move on: Chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on
just chuck it in the it bucket and move on

a. wise person


Funny Quotes,  Funny Phrases About Life,  
    
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when life knocks you down..

calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "you hit like a ."
when life knocks you down..

calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "you hit like a ."


Funny Ecards,  Real Life Quotes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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my girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me w bad she wants to  me in front of my parents

keep her
my girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me w bad she wants to me in front of my parents

keep her


Funny Jokes,  Funny Bad Advice,  Jokes For Guys,  
    
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it's better to  your pants than to die of constipation.

-my dad on whether or not i suld ask out a girl when i was younger
it's better to your pants than to die of constipation.

-my dad on whether or not i suld ask out a girl when i was younger


Funny Words Of Advice,  Stupid Funny Quotes,  
    
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