Funny Work Related Quotes

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"There's free food after the event" Me:
"There's free food after the event"

Me:

Memes,  Cheap People Jokes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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So apparently adding "Please" after telling your co-worker to f*ck off doesn't count as being polite.
So apparently adding "Please" after telling your co-worker to f*ck off doesn't count as being polite.

Memes,  Funny Rude Sayings,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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Me: I don't have time work workplace drama, I'm here for a paycheck Also me, when my coworker says she's annoyed w someone we work with:
Me: I don't have time work workplace drama, I'm here for a paycheck

Also me, when my coworker says she's annoyed w someone we work with:

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Drama Jokes,  
    
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Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where employees are as rude as they want. "Do you work here?" "Nah, I just wear this uniform and name tag as fashion accessories..."
Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where employees are as rude as they want.

"Do you work here?"

"Nah, I just wear this uniform and name tag as fashion accessories..."

Memes,  Customer Service Jokes,  Employee Jokes,  
    
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Whoever decided we needed 5 days of work and 2 days of rest, ya mama's a hoe
Whoever decided we needed 5 days of work and 2 days of rest, ya mama's a hoe

Memes,  Yomama Jokes,  
    
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This entire meeting could have been an email!!!
This entire meeting could have been an email!!!

Memes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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Coworker: Omg text me anytime you need a shift covered Me: Can you work today Coworker: Omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would
Coworker: Omg text me anytime you need a shift covered

Me: Can you work today Coworker: Omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Ironic Jokes,  
    
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this customer walked in 10 seconds before we closed and she had the audacity to yall "yay i made it" you made what? made me mad?
this customer walked in 10 seconds before we closed and she had the audacity to yall "yay i made it" you made what? made me mad?

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Some of y'all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows
Some of y'all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Customer Service Jokes,  
    
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*Get asked "how ya doing" at work* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Living the dream"
*Get asked "how ya doing" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Living the dream"

Memes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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The Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us
The Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Customer Service Jokes,  
    
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i hate jobs that do 3 interviews if i come the 3rd time i'm clocking in
i hate jobs that do 3 interviews if i come the 3rd time i'm clocking in

Memes,  Funny Job Jokes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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Apparently if you smoke you get an extra 10 breaks at work
Apparently if you smoke you get an extra 10 breaks at work

Memes,  Funny Smoking Jokes,  
    
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Do u think washer and dryer's are like actually friends or just work friends
Do u think washer and dryer's are like actually friends or just work friends

Memes,  Laundry Jokes,  Humorous Joke Of The Day,  
    
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The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer
The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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