Funny Work Sayings

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Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money. Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes? Me:
Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money.

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes?

Me:

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Nah u said and I quote "FML I gotta go to work at 12, kill me now." Well I pulled up so ima need you to have that same energy my guy
Nah u said and I quote "FML I gotta go to work at 12, kill me now." Well I pulled up so ima need you to have that same energy my guy

Memes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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you can't look high at work if ur high 24/7
you can't look high at work if ur high 24/7

Memes,  High Jokes,  Pothead Jokes,  
    
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me: be nicer to your coworkers also me: them & that job
me: be nicer to your coworkers

also me: them & that job

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Hate My Job Jokes,  
    
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Me: Damn I want more hours bc that means more money! Manager calls: Can u com in? Me:
Me: Damn I want more hours bc that means more money!

Manager calls: Can u com in?

Me:

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Boss: Have a great weeken... Me:
Boss: Have a great weeken...

Me:

Memes,  Funny Weekend Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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When she say "A real man works hard so a woman doesn't have to."
When she say "A real man works hard so a woman doesn't have to."

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Boss: Do you mind staying a couple extra hou- Me:
Boss: Do you mind staying a couple extra hou-

Me:

Memes,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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Friend: Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Me: I'll be rich and not have to work! *fast forward 10 years* Me:
Friend: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Me: I'll be rich and not have to work!

*fast forward 10 years*

Me:

Memes,  Rich Jokes,  Memes About Life,  
    
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"hey frank, working hard or hardly working?" "swear to god carol, ill slap you right here"
"hey frank, working hard or hardly working?"

"swear to god carol, ill slap you right here"

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Slap Jokes,  
    
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A bad day of horse racing is still better than a good day of work.
A bad day of horse racing is still better than a good day of work.

Funny Horse Sayings,  Work Jokes,  
    
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walking into work like "lawd you know i need my job, please bless me with a calm spirit today"
walking into work like "lawd you know i need

my job, please bless me with a calm spirit today"

Memes,  Good Job Jokes,  
    
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question a leadership up: "figure it out yourself" figure out the up for yourself: you're not paid to think" ?!?
question a leadership up: "figure it out yourself"
figure out the up for yourself: you're not paid to think" ?!?

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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What a week, huh? It's Wednesday
What a week, huh?

It's Wednesday

Memes,  Wednesday Memes,  Business And Work Jokes,  
    
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Sitting at work like.., "I got 40 minutes left. That's two 20 minute halves. Just gotta get through 10 minutes, four times."
Sitting at work like.., "I got 40 minutes left. That's two

20 minute halves. Just gotta get through 10 minutes, four times."

Memes,  Work Meme,  Time Jokes,  
    
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