Funny Work Sayings

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when the customer tries to tell you their wle life story...
when the customer tries to tell you their wle life story...

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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*Get asked "how ya doing" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Living the dream"
*Get asked "how ya doing" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Living the dream"


Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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i hate when customers go "well they did it for me the last time"

well this time it ain't happening
i hate when customers go "well they did it for me the last time"

well this time it ain't happening


Memes,  Customer Service Meme,  
    
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Never use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.
Never use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.

Memes,  Funny Bathroom Sayings,  
    
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For Halloween I'm going to be nice to everyone at work...

No one is going to know it's me
For Halloween I'm going to be nice to everyone at work...

No one is going to know it's me


Memes,  Great Halloween Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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There's 7 billion people inis world and you think I'm gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? Damn right I am I'll probably even go cry in the freezer too
There's 7 billion people inis world and you think I'm gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? Damn right I am I'll probably even go cry in the freezer too

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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"Are you closed??????"

No Ma'am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun
"Are you closed??????"

No Ma'am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun


Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  
    
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What is the strangest thing you've done for cash ?

Work 40+ hrs a week.
What is the strangest thing you've done for cash ?

Work 40+ hrs a week.


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever got off work?
yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever got off work?

Memes,  
    
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Me to myself in the back at work
Me to myself in the back at work

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
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Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way
Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"
"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"

Memes,  Funny Job Quotes,  
    
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"Can you cover my shift?"

First of all, I'm bouta quit.
"Can you cover my shift?"

First of all, I'm bouta quit.


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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Me to customer: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: A million dollars

Me:
Me to customer: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: A million dollars

Me:


Memes,  Lame Jokes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much
Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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