Funny Xmas Jokes

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When your girl leaves you just before xmas so she ain't gotta buy you any gifts..
When your girl leaves you just before xmas so she ain't gotta buy you any gifts..

Memes,  Rob Kardashian Meme,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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i will find you for xmas

and end your celibacy quest
i will find you for xmas

and end your celibacy quest


Celibacy Jokes,  Liam Neeson Meme,  Movie Memes,  
    
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When your mom brings you out to show everybody how big you got #
When your mom brings you out to show everybody how big you got #

Memes,  Christmas Meme,  Lebron James Meme,  
    
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When bae asks what I want for Christmas:

I want diamonds and pearls.
When bae asks what I want for Christmas:

I want diamonds and pearls.


Memes,  Bae Meme,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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How ya debit card looks at you when you try and spend more money after Christmas
How ya debit card looks at you when you try and spend more money after Christmas

Money Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2015,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle...
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle...

Memes,  Funny Christmas Jokes Quotes,  
    
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I want an Easy Bake oven

X gon' give it to ya

Merry DMX-Mas
I want an Easy Bake oven

X gon' give it to ya

Merry DMX-Mas


Memes,  Funny Xmas Pictures,  Dmx Funny,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Juicy

Juicy who?

Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Juicy

Juicy who?

Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.


Roof Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don't wait till Christmas!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don't wait till Christmas!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Children Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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It's gonna be a...
Redneck Christmas
It's gonna be a...
Redneck Christmas


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Funny Cards,  Santa Humor,  
    
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Lowe's be like

It's xmas eve,  better put out the spring planters!
Lowe's be like

It's xmas eve, better put out the spring planters!


Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  
    
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When it's your turn to open your Xmas present.
When it's your turn to open your Xmas present.

Memes,  Funny Christmas Presents,  Funny Beyonce Pictures,  
    
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I left my wife and kids

Presents under the Christmas tree
I left my wife and kids

Presents under the Christmas tree


Memes,  New Husband Wife Jokes,  Very Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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On the 2nd week of Xmas my teachers gave to me

5 all-nighters 

4 hrs of crying

3 mental breakdowns

2 thoughts of dropout

& a month of anxiety
On the 2nd week of Xmas my teachers gave to me

5 all-nighters

4 hrs of crying

3 mental breakdowns

2 thoughts of dropout

& a month of anxiety


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  
    
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idk what this is

but your mom says she wants 2 of em for christmas
idk what this is

but your mom says she wants 2 of em for christmas


Memes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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