Funny Xmas Sayings

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Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Memes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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if anyone is christmas spping for me i wear a size 7 grams in
if anyone is christmas spping for me i wear a size 7 grams in

Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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"Lets work together to destroy this tree"
"Lets work together to destroy this tree"

Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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*Weird noise*

Me: Whoa, did anyone else hear that?

Me on December 1st: do you hearrrr what I hearrrr?
*Weird noise*

Me: Whoa, did anyone else hear that?

Me on December 1st: do you hearrrr what I hearrrr?


Memes,  December Meme,  Meryl Streep Meme,  
    
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When you text him "Merry Christmas, I love you" and he replies "lol you wild, Merry Xmas"
When you text him "Merry Christmas, I love you" and he replies "lol you wild, Merry Xmas"

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  Lil Mama Crying,  
    
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When your sibling asks what you got them for Christmas...

My presence is a present.
When your sibling asks what you got them for Christmas...

My presence is a present.


Memes,  Sibling Jokes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

The A/C was running cause we live in the South
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

The A/C was running cause we live in the South


Memes,  Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Air Conditioning Jokes,  
    
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Some of yall can't leave milk and cookies

Out for Santa because you got roaches
Some of yall can't leave milk and cookies

Out for Santa because you got roaches


Kermit The Frog Jokes,  Funny Christmas Facts,  Roach Jokes,  
    
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Made it through the Christmas Eve service

Didn't burst into flames
Made it through the Christmas Eve service

Didn't burst into flames


Christmas Jokes For Church,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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Just took my Xmas tree down

Gonna leave the lights up though
Just took my Xmas tree down

Gonna leave the lights up though


Redneck Randal (theme),  Redneck Christmas Jokes,  
    
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murry christmas nyukkas!!!!
murry christmas nyukkas!!!!

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  Christmas Funny Quotes,  
    
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Sorry bae...

I left your Christmas gift at work
Sorry bae...

I left your Christmas gift at work


Memes,  Bae Memes,  Martin Jokes,  
    
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What you getting me for Christmas

Me:
What you getting me for Christmas

Me:


Memes,  Funny Reactions,  
    
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