Funny Xmas Sayings

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If it looks like it was wrapped by a blind T-Rex, it's from me!
If it looks like it was wrapped by a blind T-Rex, it's from me!

Memes,  T Rex Joke,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Today is the only day you can like this

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!
Today is the only day you can like this

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!


Memes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.
I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.

Memes,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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How tf is Christmas net week and December started 3 days ago.
How tf is Christmas net week and December started 3 days ago.

Memes,  December Jokes,  
    
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If you're someone who has left my life, please do not bother hitting me with that "Merry Christmas" text, you are feliz navidead to me
If you're someone who has left my life, please do not bother hitting me with that "Merry Christmas" text, you are feliz navidead to me

Memes,  Rude Christmas Jokes,  
    
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If anyone is Christmas shopping for me

I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me

I wear a size 7 day Carribean cruise


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Funny Vacation Quotes,  
    
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i can't wait to start saying " it, it's christmas"

fancy a drink tonight? " it, it's christmas"

eat five packs of biscuits? " it, it's christmas"

third night getting ed in a row? " it, it's christmas"
i can't wait to start saying " it, it's christmas"

fancy a drink tonight? " it, it's christmas"

eat five packs of biscuits? " it, it's christmas"

third night getting ed in a row? " it, it's christmas"


Memes,  Funny Christmas Sayings,  
    
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Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Memes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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if anyone is christmas spping for me i wear a size 7 grams in
if anyone is christmas spping for me i wear a size 7 grams in

Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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"Lets work together to destroy this tree"
"Lets work together to destroy this tree"

Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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*Weird noise*

Me: Whoa, did anyone else hear that?

Me on December 1st: do you hearrrr what I hearrrr?
*Weird noise*

Me: Whoa, did anyone else hear that?

Me on December 1st: do you hearrrr what I hearrrr?


Memes,  December Meme,  Meryl Streep Meme,  
    
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When you text him "Merry Christmas, I love you" and he replies "lol you wild, Merry Xmas"
When you text him "Merry Christmas, I love you" and he replies "lol you wild, Merry Xmas"

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  Lil Mama Crying,  
    
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When your sibling asks what you got them for Christmas...

My presence is a present.
When your sibling asks what you got them for Christmas...

My presence is a present.


Memes,  Sibling Jokes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

The A/C was running cause we live in the South
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

The A/C was running cause we live in the South


Memes,  Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Air Conditioning Jokes,  
    
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