Galileo Jokes

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That awkward moment when you're excommunicated for being right
That awkward moment when you're excommunicated for being right

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Makes telescope and studies the sun

Becomes blind
Makes telescope and studies the sun

Becomes blind


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How Galileo

Ate apples
How Galileo

Ate apples


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Was right about how the solar system goes around the sun and not the earth by using a telescope and months of observations, just to go under house arrest by the church.

But that's none of my business.
Was right about how the solar system goes around the sun and not the earth by using a telescope and months of observations, just to go under house arrest by the church.

But that's none of my business.


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I don't see any of these moons you speak of 

Well, it's daytime, your reverence
I don't see any of these moons you speak of

Well, it's daytime, your reverence


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Says the earth moves 

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest
Says the earth moves

Pope makes him spend the rest of his life on house arrest


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I throw my 'scope in the air sometimes

Saying "ayyyo, why did I do that!!!"
I throw my 'scope in the air sometimes

Saying "ayyyo, why did I do that!!!"


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Heretic!

Ignoramus.
Heretic!

Ignoramus.


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What if the aliens gave Galileo his telescopes

So that he can watch them clearly in the night skies?
What if the aliens gave Galileo his telescopes

So that he can watch them clearly in the night skies?


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The Holy Church never fears the truth 

It condemned Galileo to defend the truth: the sun revolves around the Earth
The Holy Church never fears the truth

It condemned Galileo to defend the truth: the sun revolves around the Earth


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What if the Earth rotates around the sun 

And the church has been lying to us all this time?
What if the Earth rotates around the sun

And the church has been lying to us all this time?


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Galileo approves
Galileo approves

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Yup!

I got skillz, got fame, got money, and my telescope's bigger than yours.
Yup!

I got skillz, got fame, got money, and my telescope's bigger than yours.


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Galileo figaro 

Magnifico-o-o-o
Galileo figaro

Magnifico-o-o-o


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You must be the theory of everything, baby, because you unify my universe.
You must be the theory of everything, baby, because you unify my universe.

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