Garden Jokes

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My green thumb is like the Hulk: always pissed off and inherently talented at destroying things.
My green thumb is like the Hulk: always pissed off and inherently talented at destroying things.

Green Puns,  Hulk Jokes,  Gardening Puns,  
    
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I didn't choose the slug life

It chose me.
I didn't choose the slug life

It chose me.


Slug Jokes,  Thug Life Jokes,  
    
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I'm landscaping this summer. Saw this in a little old lady's garden...
I'm landscaping this summer. Saw this in a little old lady's garden...

Funny Pictures,  Funny Jokes And Funny Pictures,  
    
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On my way to steal your garden veggies
On my way to steal your garden veggies

Funny Jokes,  Rabbit Humor,  
    
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hey mes

you came to the wrong garden
hey mes

you came to the wrong garden


Meme,  Funny Mexican Pictures,  Funny Mexican Pictures And Jokes,  
    
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Why is the Jolly Green Giant a good gardner?

He has two green thumbs.


Giant Jokes,  Garden Puns,  Funny Joke Riddle  
    
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"I make it rain on these hoes!" "Grandma stop peeing on the garden tools."

Super Funny Jokes,  Super Funny Jokes,  
    
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What did one plant say to another? What's stomata?

Plant Puns,  Flower Jokes  
    
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If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.

Cabbage Jokes,  Garden Puns,  Gardening Puns,  
    
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Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

Garden Puns,  Gardening Puns,  
    
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The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.

Garden Puns,  Gardening Puns,  Work Puns  
    
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The fertilizer business is a growing industry.

Garden Puns,  Gardening Puns,  Business Puns  
    
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Whenever I need help with my gardening, I just go out in my short skirt, bend over to pick some weeds and soon enough I've loads of helpers.

Cute Quick Jokes,  Good Quick Jokes,  Humour One Liners,  
    
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I was gardening when I saw I had left an empty patch.
So I put a rose bush there thinking 'Thistle do'


Plant Puns,  Funny Puns One Liners,  Hilarious Funny Sayings,  
    
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Old gardeners never die they just vegetate.

Garden Puns,  Gardening Puns,  
    
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