Garden Puns

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Lets have a garden party

Lettuce turnip the beet
Lets have a garden party

Lettuce turnip the beet


Memes,  Geography Puns,  
    
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Why was Yoda such a good gardener?

He had a green thumb!
Why was Yoda such a good gardener?

He had a green thumb!


Funny Gardening Sayings,  Yoda Jokes,  Star Wars Jokes  
    
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Why are flowers so lazy?

Because they always stay in bed.


Flowers Jokes,  Bed Puns,  Riddles Or Jokes,  
    
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Why isn't it safe to tell a secret in a garden?

Because the corn has ears and the beanstalk.


Funny Garden Sayings,  Funny Gardening Sayings  
    
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Why is the Jolly Green Giant a good gardner?

He has two green thumbs.


Giant Jokes,  Garden Jokes,  Funny Joke Riddle  
    
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Dockyard: A physician's garden.

Kid Puns,  Puns For Kids,  Cute Pun Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl,

Let's buy a historic house and build a life here

And an urban garden.
Hey girl,

Let's buy a historic house and build a life here

And an urban garden.


Hey Girl Meme,  Ryan Gosling Memes,  Building Jokes,  
    
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now that i found this  i'm going to go grab a 40 ounce 

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Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly? They planted questions.

101 One Liners,  Plant Puns,  Amazing One Liners  
    
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I love you mower today than yesterday, but not as mulch as tomorrow.

Love Puns,  Sweet Love Jokes,  Funny Love Joke  
    
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If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.

Cabbage Jokes,  Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.

Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes,  Work Puns  
    
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The fertilizer business is a growing industry.

Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes,  Business Puns  
    
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Old gardeners never die they just vegetate.

Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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