Garden Puns

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He told you you're the only flower in his garden and you believed it, have you ever seen a garden with one flower?
He told you you're the only flower in his garden and you believed it, have you ever seen a garden with one flower?

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Funny Break Up Sayings,  
    
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My baby going to kidney garden
My baby going to kidney garden

Memes,  Funny Spelling Fails,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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Lets have a garden party Lettuce turnip the beet
Lets have a garden party

Lettuce turnip the beet

Memes,  Geography Puns,  
    
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Why was Yoda such a good gardener? He had a green thumb!
Why was Yoda such a good gardener?

He had a green thumb!

Funny Gardening Sayings,  Yoda Jokes,  Star Wars Jokes  
    
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Why are flowers so lazy?

Because they always stay in bed.

Flowers Jokes,  Bed Puns,  Riddles Or Jokes,  
    
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Why isn't it safe to tell a secret in a garden?

Because the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Funny Garden Sayings,  Funny Gardening Sayings  
    
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Why is the Jolly Green Giant a good gardner?

He has two green thumbs.

Giant Jokes,  Garden Jokes,  Funny Joke Riddle  
    
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Dockyard: A physician's garden.

Kid Puns,  Puns For Kids,  Cute Pun Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl, Let's buy a historic house and build a life here And an urban garden.
Hey girl,

Let's buy a historic house and build a life here

And an urban garden.

Hey Girl Meme,  Ryan Gosling Memes,  Building Jokes,  
    
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now that i found this i'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if i can't kill it before my daughter's garden party
now that i found this i'm going to go grab a 40 ounce

bottle of roundup and see if i can't kill it before my daughter's garden party

Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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I love you mower today than yesterday, but not as mulch as tomorrow.

Love Puns,  Sweet Love Jokes,  Funny Love Joke  
    
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If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.

Cabbage Jokes,  Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly? They planted questions.

101 One Liners,  Plant Puns,  Amazing One Liners  
    
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The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.

Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes,  Work Puns  
    
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Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

Gardening Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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