Gardening Puns

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My green thumb is like the Hulk: always pissed off and inherently talented at destroying things.
My green thumb is like the Hulk: always pissed off and inherently talented at destroying things.

Green Puns,  Hulk Jokes,  
    
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this is the field

where i grow my s
this is the field

where i grow my s


Memes,  Sarcastic Photos,  
    
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In case of zombies or yard work
In case of zombies or yard work

Funny Zombie Quotes,  Funny Pictures Joke  
    
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If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.

Cabbage Jokes,  Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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i picked up a e and some  

whackers to get started on my garden
i picked up a e and some

whackers to get started on my garden


Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Meme Funny,  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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I got fired from my gardening job today for killing unwanted vegetation didn't help that I was inside a nursing home at the time.

Fired Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes  
    
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Can't sleep in

When my gardener is mowing my
lawn
Can't sleep in

When my gardener is mowing my
lawn


Sleeping Jokes,  Meme Funny,  First World Problems Meme (theme)  
    
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Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.

Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes,  Work Puns  
    
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The fertilizer business is a growing industry.

Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes,  Business Puns  
    
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What have Gardening tools and People got in common?

The Hoes are always with the Spades.


Clever Insults  
    
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Old gardeners never die they just vegetate.

Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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A gardener buys super seeds to supersede the garden from the previous year.

Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes  
    
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.


Wizard Jokes,  Lizard Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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When planting your cats make sure to space them 6 inches apart so they have room to grow.
When planting your cats make sure to space them 6 inches apart so they have room to grow.

Images Of Funny Cats,  Funny Cat Pictures With Captions  
    
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