Geek Chat Up Lines

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are you cytoplasm? 

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you
are you cytoplasm?

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you


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Are you made out of copper and tellurium?

Because you're cute
Are you made out of copper and tellurium?

Because you're cute


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I bet I can decrypt your code.

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Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

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Baby you know this shit isn't USB 2.0..it's firewire!

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Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

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Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola.

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Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you.

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If I were a function(), would you call me?

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Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!

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baby, you don't have to wait for the ipne5 

to get your hands on 4 inches
baby, you don't have to wait for the ipne5

to get your hands on 4 inches


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I think I've been stung by a trackerjacker.

(Why is That?)

Because you look so good I must be hallucinating!


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