Geek Pick Up Lines

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Your composition must consist of barium and beryllium

Because you are a babe
Your composition must consist of barium and beryllium

Because you are a babe


Beryllium Jokes,  Funny Element Jokes,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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So were you born like that or did  the radiation get to you?

Because you are simply glowing!!
So were you born like that or did the radiation get to you?

Because you are simply glowing!!


Radiation Jokes,  Nerd Pick Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Are you made out of fluorine,  iodine, and neon?

Because you're so fine
Are you made out of fluorine, iodine, and neon?

Because you're so fine


Fluorine Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Is your name lithium? 

Cuz baby I'm crazy witout choo
Is your name lithium?

Cuz baby I'm crazy witout choo


Lithium Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me?

Shaken or stirred?
If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me?

Shaken or stirred?


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  James Bond Jokes,  
    
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baby, are you a motherboard?

cause i'd 'ram' you all night long
baby, are you a motherboard?

cause i'd 'ram' you all night long


Memes,  Classic Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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if i were an operating system

your [process would be realtime priority
if i were an operating system

your [process would be realtime priority


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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its not about the size of the vector

its w you apply the force
its not about the size of the vector

its w you apply the force


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

Funny Geek Jokes,  Geek Jokes,  
    
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May I flirt with you?

Corny Pick Up Line,  Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  
    
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You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!

Pick Up Lines That Work,  Good Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?

Nerd Pick Up Lines,  Lame Chat Up Lines  
    
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I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  Smart Chat Up Lines,  Funny Calculus Jokes,  
    
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baby you turn my floppy disk 

into a hard drive
baby you turn my floppy disk

into a hard drive


Corny Chat Up Lines,  Cheesy Chat Up Lines  
    
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I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

Good Chat Up Lines,  Silly Pick Up Lines,  
    
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