Geeky Pick Up Lines

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i wish i was your calculus mework

because then i'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk
i wish i was your calculus mework

because then i'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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It's a good thing that I have my library card.

Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!


Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Chat Up Lines  
    
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It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Worst Chat Up Lines  
    
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I'm on a hunt - for your number.

Silly One Liners,  Corny Pick Up Line,  
    
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Do you have a New Year's Resolution?

I'm looking at mine right now.


Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Even Santa doesnt make candy as sweet as you.

Silly Pick Up Lines,  Cheesy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Worst Chat Up Lines Ever,  Bad Chat Up Lines,  
    
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After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!

Silly Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Chat Up Lines  
    
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We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers.

It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.


Corny Chat Up Lines,  Funny Silly Jokes  
    
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Can I light your manorah?

Silly Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Pick Up Lines  
    
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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines,  Silly Pick Up Lines  
    
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Is your Succah kosher?

Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.


Bad Pick Up Lines,  Stupid Pick Up Lines  
    
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Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.

Bad Chat Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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How long is your conference?

Pick Up Lines That Work,  Nerd Pick Up Lines,  
    
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