Gene Jokes

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When your baby daddy got strong genes
When your baby daddy got strong genes

Memes,  Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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Genetics isn't fair: your mom is Demi Moore

But you end up looking like Bruce Willis
Genetics isn't fair: your mom is Demi Moore

But you end up looking like Bruce Willis


Bruce Willis Meme,  Genes Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Genetic Engineering

Give your children what you think they would want

I think

They would want eyebrows that match their hair
Genetic Engineering

Give your children what you think they would want

I think

They would want eyebrows that match their hair


Memes,  Blue Hair Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes
i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes


Memes,  Medical Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Nightclub

"Sorry mate... no genes"
Nightclub

"Sorry mate... no genes"


Funny Jokes,  English Puns,  
    
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What did the DNA Ligase say when it was confused at work? 

Hmm... what did it say? 

"I don't under-strand! I am lagging behind!"
What did the DNA Ligase say when it was confused at work?

Hmm... what did it say?

"I don't under-strand! I am lagging behind!"


Funny Jokes,  Some Funny Jokes,  
    
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I think I'm addicted to replication. Probably because of my relationship with my parent strand... *sigh* 

Elaborate on that. 

Gene therapy.
I think I'm addicted to replication. Probably because of my relationship with my parent strand... *sigh*

Elaborate on that.

Gene therapy.


Funny Jokes,  Biology Jokes,  
    
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What people think geneticists do

What we actually do

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Funny Pictures,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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Gene Therapy
"I turn on, I turn off..."
Gene Therapy
"I turn on, I turn off..."


Funny Jokes,  Funny Science Sayings,  
    
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Both my parents were colorblind, so...

Hey, if we made more than two, we'd have a better-than-even chance of adorable red hair. 

Ooh, and check this: green eyes!

Trivia: 30% of biologist first dates disintegrate into making punnett squares.
Both my parents were colorblind, so...

Hey, if we made more than two, we'd have a better-than-even chance of adorable red hair.

Ooh, and check this: green eyes!

Trivia: 30% of biologist first dates disintegrate into making punnett squares.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Biology Facts,  Funny Science Facts,  
    
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Whyyy are you so faaat?

It's genetics!
Whyyy are you so faaat?

It's genetics!


Funny Jokes,  Ice Cream Puns,  
    
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Would you say you had a dominant or recessive character

Gene therapy
Would you say you had a dominant or recessive character

Gene therapy


Funny Jokes,  Best Science Jokes,  
    
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I'll climb up this strand of DNA to see where life takes me
I'll climb up this strand of DNA to see where life takes me

Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Jokes,  
    
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My job is to prevent cancer!

Eh, whatevs.
My job is to prevent cancer!

Eh, whatevs.


Funny Jokes,  Cancer Jokes,  
    
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Hey, Ligase, what ya' been up to? 

Just makin' ends meet
Hey, Ligase, what ya' been up to?

Just makin' ends meet


Funny Jokes,  Cute One Liner Jokes,  
    
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