Gene Jokes

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When your baby daddy got strong genes
When your baby daddy got strong genes

Memes,  Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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Genetics isn't fair: your mom is Demi Moore

But you end up looking like Bruce Willis
Genetics isn't fair: your mom is Demi Moore

But you end up looking like Bruce Willis


Bruce Willis Meme,  Genes Jokes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Genetic Engineering

Give your children what you think they would want

I think

They would want eyebrows that match their hair
Genetic Engineering

Give your children what you think they would want

I think

They would want eyebrows that match their hair


Memes,  Blue Hair Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes
i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes


Memes,  Medical Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Nightclub

"Sorry mate... no genes"
Nightclub

"Sorry mate... no genes"


Funny Jokes,  English Puns,  
    
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What did the DNA Ligase say when it was confused at work? 

Hmm... what did it say? 

"I don't under-strand! I am lagging behind!"
What did the DNA Ligase say when it was confused at work?

Hmm... what did it say?

"I don't under-strand! I am lagging behind!"


Funny Jokes,  Some Funny Jokes,  
    
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I'll climb up this strand of DNA to see where life takes me
I'll climb up this strand of DNA to see where life takes me

Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Jokes,  
    
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Gene Therapy
"I turn on, I turn off..."
Gene Therapy
"I turn on, I turn off..."


Funny Jokes,  Funny Science Sayings,  
    
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I think I'm addicted to replication. Probably because of my relationship with my parent strand... *sigh* 

Elaborate on that. 

Gene therapy.
I think I'm addicted to replication. Probably because of my relationship with my parent strand... *sigh*

Elaborate on that.

Gene therapy.


Funny Jokes,  Biology Jokes,  
    
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Would you say you had a dominant or recessive character

Gene therapy
Would you say you had a dominant or recessive character

Gene therapy


Funny Jokes,  Best Science Jokes,  
    
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Both my parents were colorblind, so...

Hey, if we made more than two, we'd have a better-than-even chance of adorable red hair. 

Ooh, and check this: green eyes!

Trivia: 30% of biologist first dates disintegrate into making punnett squares.
Both my parents were colorblind, so...

Hey, if we made more than two, we'd have a better-than-even chance of adorable red hair.

Ooh, and check this: green eyes!

Trivia: 30% of biologist first dates disintegrate into making punnett squares.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Biology Facts,  Funny Science Facts,  
    
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What people think geneticists do

What we actually do

Now kiss!
What people think geneticists do

What we actually do

Now kiss!


Funny Pictures,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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Whyyy are you so faaat?

It's genetics!
Whyyy are you so faaat?

It's genetics!


Funny Jokes,  Ice Cream Puns,  
    
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Hey, Ligase, what ya' been up to? 

Just makin' ends meet
Hey, Ligase, what ya' been up to?

Just makin' ends meet


Funny Jokes,  Cute One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Genetic Research Lab 101

We have successfully spliced the bipolar gene with the funny bone genome... Do you feel anything different?
Genetic Research Lab 101

We have successfully spliced the bipolar gene with the funny bone genome... Do you feel anything different?


Funny Jokes,  Mental Jokes,  
    
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