Genie Jokes

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*rubs magic lamp*

Genie: You have 3 wishes

"I wish all pets could live as long as humans"

Genie: Damn... that's good. alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me
*rubs magic lamp*

Genie: You have 3 wishes

"I wish all pets could live as long as humans"

Genie: Damn... that's good. alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me


Memes,  Pet Humor,  
    
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Hitch 2 back in blue
Hitch 2 back in blue

Memes,  Will Smith Meme,  Funny Movie Pictures,  
    
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"you know you done  up right?"
"you know you done up right?"

Memes,  Aladdin Jokes,  
    
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genie: and for your third wish?

me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: 

take a wild ing guess buddy
genie: and for your third wish?

me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake:

take a wild ing guess buddy


Funny Cake Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes,  Dessert Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aruba

Aruba who? 

Aruba the lamp and out comes the genie!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aruba

Aruba who?

Aruba the lamp and out comes the genie!


Aruba Jokes,  Kids Puns,  
    
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 has the perfect unibrow

a genie granted that unibrow
has the perfect unibrow

a genie granted that unibrow


Memes,  Eyebrow Jokes,  
    
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genies be like

"sorry bro, but it's going to take more than one wish to turn these  into wifey material!"
genies be like

"sorry bro, but it's going to take more than one wish to turn these into wifey material!"


Memes,  Aladdin Jokes,  
    
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Well, I'm here.  What's your next two wishes?
Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes?

Funny Quotes,  Pick Up Line,  
    
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What did the basketball player ask for from the genie?

Three swishes.


Corny Kid Jokes,  Stupid Kid Jokes  
    
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A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders.

He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman.


Women Jokes On Men,  Women Jokes Funny  
    
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A genie escaped from a bottle and he decided he wanted to have sex with three beautiful women: An American, a French woman, and a Georgian woman.

After being with each woman, he granted them one wish.

The American woman said, "I want a mansion on a hill."

The French woman said, "I want a Porsche."

The Georgian woman said, "Don't let anyone know we had sex."


Georgians Jokes,  Wish Jokes  
    
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Finds genie. Wishes not to die a virgin 

Granted eternal life.
Finds genie. Wishes not to die a virgin

Granted eternal life.


Forever Alone Face,  Forever Alone (theme),  Virginity Jokes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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The genie says I can't wish for more wishes

But he never said I can't wish for more genies
The genie says I can't wish for more wishes

But he never said I can't wish for more genies


Philosoraptor (theme),  Funny Deep Thoughts,  Cool Funny Thoughtsphilosoraptor Memes
    
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My neighbor is a real Genie. Whenever I open a bottle, he comes to me.

Neighbor Humor,  Neighbor Jokes,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Okay, who rubbed the magic lantern?
Okay, who rubbed the magic lantern?

Magic Jokes,  Cloud Humor,  
    
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