Geology Puns

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Me: We really shouldn't study geology 

Teacher: Why's that?

Me: It just seems a little.... beneath us

Teacher: (under breath) this kid rocks
Me: We really shouldn't study geology

Teacher: Why's that?

Me: It just seems a little.... beneath us

Teacher: (under breath) this kid rocks


Memes,  Rock Puns,  
    
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my girl not allowed to study geology

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my girl not allowed to study geology

what for? i already rock your world


Memes,  Jokes About Couples,  Meme Crazy,  
    
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i've studied geology...

i can rock your world
i've studied geology...

i can rock your world


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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What did one tectonic plate say to the other one when they bumped into each other?

Sorry, my fault!
What did one tectonic plate say to the other one when they bumped into each other?

Sorry, my fault!


Memes,  Science Puns,  
    
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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Stop taking me for granite.


Geology Jokes,  Cool Jokes For Kids,  Nerdy Jokes  
    
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Geology

Name the three types of rocks.

1. Classic

2. Punk

3. Hard
Geology

Name the three types of rocks.

1. Classic

2. Punk

3. Hard


Rock Puns,  Rock Music Jokes  
    
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They had a vote to decide a theory to replace continental drift.
Plate Tectonics won by land slide.


Good Puns,  Earth Jokes,  Theory Jokes,  
    
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The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite.

Geology Jokes,  Pun Jokes  
    
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California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.

California Jokes,  Sun Tan Jokes,  Earthquake Jokes,  
    
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The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Geology Jokes,  Stone Puns  
    
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Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.

Geology Jokes,  Random Jokes,  Random Jokes  
    
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The answers for the geology test were written in stone.

Geology Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

Professor Jokes,  Earthquake Jokes,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

Funny Safety Quotes,  Funny Safety Slogans,  Store Jokes,  Earthquake Jokes,  
    
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Q. What did one earthquake say to another?

A. It's not my fault!


Earthquake Jokes,  Nature Jokes,  Funny Jokes Questions,  
    
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