Geometry Puns

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Geometry punsParallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.
If geometry isn't your area, maybe you just need to find the right angle. Remember when you were in school the teacher’s made you feel like without geometry your life would be pointless (pun intended). Maybe you got teased so much you weren’t sure if you were acute girl or guy (another pun intended). You get the idea.

Here you’ll find the best collection of geometry puns on the Internet. We searched for the best memes, jokes, fails and more so that we could find the best and share with you. We are always adding new content so be sure to come back often and rate so we can add more of what you would like to see. Look around and enjoy sharing with your friends.
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tanned gent.
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tanned gent.


Sun Tan Jokes,  Summer Puns,  
    
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What do you call a tree that is good at math?

Geometree
What do you call a tree that is good at math?

Geometree


Funny Math Jokes For Kids,  Tree Puns,  
    
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Why is the obtuse triangle upset?

Because it's never right
Why is the obtuse triangle upset?

Because it's never right


Triangle Jokes,  Kids Math Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

A geome-tree.
What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

A geome-tree.


Number Jokes,  Math Humor,  
    
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I'm always right.
I'm always right.

Math Joke,  Math Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Professor Ackbar's geometry lesson of the day

It's a trapezoid!
Professor Ackbar's geometry lesson of the day

It's a trapezoid!


Star Wars Memes,  Trapezoid Jokes,  Geometry Jokes,  
    
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Escargolique

Snail Puns,  Snail Jokes,  
    
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My geometry teacher gave a lecture on trigonometric ratios today

He really went off on a tangent
My geometry teacher gave a lecture on trigonometric ratios today

He really went off on a tangent


Lame Pun Raccoon,  Math Teacher Jokes,  Geometry Jokes,  
    
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You're so pointless.
You're so pointless.

Geometry Jokes,  Triangle Jokes,  
    
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A new dating angle

Hi! You're acute angle! 

Thanks for the compliment!
A new dating angle

Hi! You're acute angle!

Thanks for the compliment!


Triangle Jokes,  Geometry Jokes,  
    
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I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.

Math Teacher Jokes,  Algebra Meme,  Algebra Jokes,  
    
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As x approaches infinity

Just don't let him go off on a tangent. He goes on forever.
As x approaches infinity

Just don't let him go off on a tangent. He goes on forever.


Funny Jokes,  Math Puns,  Maths Jokes For Kids,  
    
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