Getting Old Birthday Jokes

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when you start getting old and birthdays don't mean anymore
when you start getting old and birthdays don't mean anymore

Memes,  Funny Birthday One Liners,  
    
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Don't be upset, you're one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount! Happy birthday!
Don't be upset, you're one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount!

Happy birthday!

Birthday Ecards,  Senior Citizen Jokes,  
    
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Your birthday it is... Old, you have become.
Your birthday it is...

Old, you have become.

Yoda Jokes,  Funny Birthday Card Quotes,  
    
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It's your 65 birthday? Enjoy your colonoscopy
It's your 65 birthday?

Enjoy your colonoscopy

Grumpy Cat Jokes,  65th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Insults,  
    
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I'm so sorry you're getting so old
I'm so sorry you're getting so old

35th Birthday Jokes,  Sorry Notes,  
    
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"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."
"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."

Growing Old Jokes,  70th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Just think: Now you're one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.
KAPPITS (1)
Feline: Some people just need a high five, in the head, with a chair
Just think: Now you're one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.

Senior Citizen Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop without a smartphone.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop without a smartphone.

Funny Happy Birthday Sayings,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You know you are getting old when... The cake is not large enough to hold the candles Happy Birthday!
You know you are getting old when...

The cake is not large enough to hold the candles

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Funny Quotes,  Hilarious Birthday Jokes,  
    
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25th birthday Getting old
25th birthday

Getting old

Sad Frog Memes,  25th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday Erica!
KAPPITS (2)
Chris: You're Old
Mike: Your new hot ride
Happy Birthday Erica!

Memes,  Erica Meme,  Funny Happy Birthday,  
    
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Still lying about your age? I would too if I was you.
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Mike: Happy Birthday! Ol boy
Happy Birthday! Ol boy

Still lying about your age?

I would too if I was you.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Age Quotes,  Funny Birthday Card,  
    
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50 is the new ...what was I saying?
50 is the new

...what was I saying?

Funny Quotes,  50 Year Old Jokes For Men,  50 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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In honor of your birthday I placed you on the liver transplant wait list. You're welcome.
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Angie: Happy Birthday
Katy: Here's to your birthday! Wine is on the "To Do" list. :-)
In honor of your birthday I placed you on the liver transplant wait list. You're welcome.

Funny Ecards,  Liver Jokes,  Hilarious Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I got you this card because it matches your hair
I got you this card because it matches your hair

Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Birthday Jokes,  
    
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