Getting Old Jokes One Liners

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I know Im getting old because the batteries keep running out in my nose hair trimmers.
I know Im getting old because the batteries keep running out in my nose hair trimmers.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Nose Hair Jokes,  
    
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Wait, wait, wait

You're how old?
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Wait, wait, wait

You're how old?


Baby Meme,  Clean Old Age Jokes,  Short Old Age Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply

Get too old for Disney
One does not simply

Get too old for Disney


Disney World Meme,  One Does Not Simply Meme,  Disneyland Jokes,  
    
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turning 40?

i'm getting too old for this
turning 40?

i'm getting too old for this


Danny Glover Meme,  40 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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like danny glover said,

we too old for this
like danny glover said,

we too old for this


Danny Glover Meme,  Funny Movie Sayings,  
    
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Funny Getting Old,  Aging Humor,  
    
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Don't let old age get you down

It's too hard to get back up!
Don't let old age get you down

It's too hard to get back up!


Old Age Jokes One Liners,  60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  
    
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Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.
Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.

Older Women Jokes,  Jokes About Old People,  
    
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Dosage: Under normal circumstances, take one tablet per day. In emergencies (like yours) consume all at once!
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Dosage: Under normal circumstances, take one tablet per day. In emergencies (like yours) consume all at once!


Old Age Jokes,  Funny Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Just think: Now you're one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.
Just think: Now you're one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.

Senior Citizen Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake, said Bob Hope. 

I just saw what your candles cost. Whoops!
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake, said Bob Hope.

I just saw what your candles cost. Whoops!


Old People Birthday Jokes,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I'm not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are. 

Happy Birthday Sister!!
I'm not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.

Happy Birthday Sister!!


Funny Birthday Quotes For Sister,  Clean Birthday Jokes,  
    
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"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." 

-Jerry M. Wright
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

-Jerry M. Wright


Funny Music Sayings,  Growing Old Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday,  Old Insults,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."

Funny Old Age Jokes,  Corny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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