Ghost Puns

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Ghost punsWho did the ghost take to the dance? Her boo
In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral ghost puns from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

A ghost is described as the soul of a dead person who is seen or heard by the living. They are usually represented by white sheets, white transparent mist or just plain invisible. On this page, you will find jokes about everything ghost related from being haunted to the social media followers that lurk and never speak to you.

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*Hears a noise in the middle of the night*

Me:
*Hears a noise in the middle of the night*

Me:


Memes,  Noise Jokes,  Funny Christian Sayings,  
    
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A little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she's haunted by a really polite ghost

So chivalry IS dead?! 

You win best response to this post
A little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she's haunted by a really polite ghost

So chivalry IS dead?!

You win best response to this post


Funny Jokes,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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To all my ghost followers

Don't be shy say Hi!!!
To all my ghost followers

Don't be shy say Hi!!!


Memes,  Funny Ghost Images,  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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All these ghosts 

And you still cant get a boo
KAPPITS (2)
Jewel: All these gardening tools and you still pick the hoe
Rpo3: All these Games and I still can't get no Play lol.
All these ghosts

And you still cant get a boo


Memes,  Stupid Love Jokes,  
    
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This Halloween

Imma be my followers
This Halloween

Imma be my followers


Memes,  Funny Halloween Sayings,  Funny Instagram Pictures,  
    
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Do he got boo-ty?

He boo!
Do he got boo-ty?

He boo!


Funny Jokes,  Booty Puns,  
    
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What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boo-ick.
What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boo-ick.


Memes,  Funny Car Quotes,  
    
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Talk to a Ghost

Tell it to get a life
Talk to a Ghost

Tell it to get a life


Meme,  Happy Kitten (theme),  
    
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Horific sighting of a ghost or demon must watch unseen footage try not to get scared

Real ghost footage
Horific sighting of a ghost or demon must watch unseen footage try not to get scared

Funny Videos,  Funny Video,  Scary Funny Videos,  Free Funny Video Clips,  
    
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Tries communicating with ghosts in 500 year old German castle

Speaks to them in English
Tries communicating with ghosts in 500 year old German castle

Speaks to them in English


Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Stupid Girl Jokes  
    
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What broadcasting company has the best horror shows?

The Ghost-to-Ghost network.


Good Kid Jokes,  Cute Kid Jokes,  101 Jokes For Kids,  Spooky Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

A: It was repossessed!


House Jokes,  Halloween Puns,  Spooky Jokes For Kids  
    
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2 Ghosts meet:

Ghost: Do you believe in humans?


Ghost Jokes,  101 Jokes,  Clean Jokes One Liners  
    
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!


Halloween Puns,  Party Puns,  Best Party Jokes  
    
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