Girlfriend Jokes

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On this page, we have added the best, funniest and most viral girlfriend jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Some girlfriends are overbearing, some are great, some hot, some not and some may not exist at all. Here you will find jokes about any kind of girlfriend or lack there of that you can think of.

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My angry gf

Sarcasm

Me
My angry gf

Sarcasm

Me


Memes,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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my girlfriend is half my size but takes up three-quarters of our bed. if my math is correct, she's a ing
my girlfriend is half my size but takes up three-quarters of our bed. if my math is correct, she's a ing

Memes,  Funny Sleepy Quotes,  
    
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girls with useplants make the best girlfriends because they've leaned w to care for something that sits around all day being ing useless
girls with useplants make the best girlfriends because they've leaned w to care for something that sits around all day being ing useless

Memes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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when your girl been beating on you so you go get your big me that beat es es
when your girl been beating on you so you go get your big me that beat es es

Memes,  Women Abuse Jokes,  Violence Jokes,  
    
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when you're trying to live a happy-healthy relationship with your girl and her   friends keeps inviting her out for girls night
when you're trying to live a happy-healthy relationship with your girl and her friends keeps inviting her out for girls night

Memes,  Crazy Boyfriend Meme,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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When your girl minding her business and you see her butt
When your girl minding her business and you see her butt

Memes,  Butt Jokes,  
    
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I just got my girlfriend a 'get better soon' card.

She isn't sick, I just think she can get better.
I just got my girlfriend a 'get better soon' card.

She isn't sick, I just think she can get better.


Memes,  Get Well Jokes,  
    
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him: "i tught i told you already?"

my brain:
don't say it 
don't say it
don't say it 
don't say it 
don't say it
don't say it 
don't say it 
don't say it 
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it 

me: "nope must've been your other !"
him: "i tught i told you already?"

my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

me: "nope must've been your other !"


Memes,  Funny Jealousy Quotes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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Fellas, how do you feel when your girl apologizes to you?

When she what?
Fellas, how do you feel when your girl apologizes to you?

When she what?


Memes,  Funny Sarcasm,  
    
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having a gf sounds cool until you always gotta buy this  food
having a gf sounds cool until you always gotta buy this food

Memes,  Rude Jokes About Women,  
    
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I told my girl to drop a selfie and she sent me a collage of photos of other girls pictures ive liked on Instagram
I told my girl to drop a selfie and she sent me a collage of photos of other girls pictures ive liked on Instagram

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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My girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say "we need more shirts"
My girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say "we need more shirts"

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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"She thought her man was different loooool"
"She thought her man was different loooool"

Memes,  Mannequin Meme,  Hilarious Pictures With Captions,  
    
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I can't even raise my voice at my girl without her crying or getting all in her feelings but she talk to me like she 6'8 with 2 pistols
I can't even raise my voice at my girl without her crying or getting all in her feelings but she talk to me like she 6'8 with 2 pistols

Memes,  Couples Jokes,  
    
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Ohh dont let her find a song that match what y'al going through

She's gonna sing it to the top of her lungs in front of you
Ohh dont let her find a song that match what y'al going through

She's gonna sing it to the top of her lungs in front of you


Memes,  Song Jokes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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