Giving Birth Jokes

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 in the bed like he just gave birth
in the bed like he just gave birth

Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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Me: I need you to take a picture when the moment comes.

Husband:
Me: I need you to take a picture when the moment comes.

Husband:


Memes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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the world: oh my god beyonce had the twins

me: es have babies everyday b
the world: oh my god beyonce had the twins

me: es have babies everyday b


Memes,  Beyonce Jokes,  
    
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"Nah that's okay Khalid, we don't need you in the delivery room"

"But Jay after the 1st twin comes out, who's gonna yell another one"
"Nah that's okay Khalid, we don't need you in the delivery room"

"But Jay after the 1st twin comes out, who's gonna yell another one"


Memes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  Funny Twin Jokes,  
    
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When you have 4 million things to do but you've been waiting for the giraffe to give birth for 3 days
When you have 4 million things to do but you've been waiting for the giraffe to give birth for 3 days

Memes,  When You Meme,  Giraffe Jokes,  
    
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Here we see a Toyota giving birth in the wild
Here we see a Toyota giving birth in the wild

Toyota Jokes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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doc: one more push, here we go. it's a ... 2 of hears. is this your card?

husband and wife: ly , yes
doc: one more push, here we go. it's a ... 2 of hears. is this your card?

husband and wife: ly , yes


Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.
My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Pics,  Child Birth Jokes,  
    
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My cat recently had kittens, her face is priceless
My cat recently had kittens, her face is priceless

Funny Pictures,  Kitten Jokes,  Funny Cat Images,  
    
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When you're so obese

You look like you're being born
When you're so obese

You look like you're being born


Memes,  Fat People Meme,  Funny Fat Jokes,  
    
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dont kill the pregnant spider giving birth!

has abortion
dont kill the pregnant spider giving birth!

has abortion


Memes,  Abortion Jokes,  
    
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if hitler's mom looked just like michael cera

did michael cera get a sex change, time travel, and give birth to hitler?
if hitler's mom looked just like michael cera

did michael cera get a sex change, time travel, and give birth to hitler?


Memes,  Michael Cera Meme,  Hitler Jokes,  
    
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