Glass Puns

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Glass punsDat glass
A lot of people say you should always see the glass as half full, but if the glass has air in it then isn’t it always full? People will also say that those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. These are just a few of the glass puns you will see while you’re here.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral glass puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
my doctor says i need gles

screw it
my doctor says i need gles

screw it


Wine Puns,  Funny Wine Signs,  Glasses Jokes,  
    
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Glass coffins, will they catch on?

Remains to be seen!
Glass coffins, will they catch on?

Remains to be seen!


Memes,  Funeral Jokes,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.

Funny Ecards,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Dat glass
Dat glass

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Big glass

TV
Big glass

TV


Memes,  Tv Memes,  
    
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Yo Mamma so stupid

She climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side
Yo Mamma so stupid

She climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side


Meme,  Glass Jokes,  Yo Mama So Stupid,  
    
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Yo dawg I heard u cant see

So I put glasses in ur glasses so u can see while u see
Yo dawg I heard u cant see

So I put glasses in ur glasses so u can see while u see


Meme,  Glasses Jokes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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Optimist: glass half full.

Pessimist: wrong half of glass.
Optimist: glass half full.

Pessimist: wrong half of glass.


Cat Funny Pictures,  Pessimist Jokes,  Optimist Jokes,  Cats,  
    
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How crumbs feel.......

In my bed
How crumbs feel.......

In my bed


Meme,  Glass Jokes,  Best Hilarious Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama has a glass eye 

With a fish in it.
Yo mama has a glass eye

With a fish in it.


Memes,  Mama Disses,  Best Yo Mama Jokes,  
    
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What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses.


Sun Jokes,  Best Kid Jokes,  Daily Jokes,  Funny Joke Riddle,  
    
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Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Offensive Chat Up Lines,  Terrible Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I'm freaking awesome. 

Check out this rim size!

Man, I'm looking good! 

This glass is half full of himself
I'm freaking awesome.

Check out this rim size!

Man, I'm looking good!

This glass is half full of himself


Glass Jokes,  Optimist Humor,  Awesome Jokes,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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1/2 air 1/2 water

Technically, the glass is always full.
1/2 air 1/2 water

Technically, the glass is always full.


Engineering Puns,  Water Puns,  Technical Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a broken window?

A: A pain in the glass.


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Window Jokes,  Super Funny Jokes  
    
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