Glasses Jokes

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My worst nightmare was when they had to puff air into my eyes #
My worst nightmare was when they had to puff air into my eyes #

Memes,  Nightmare Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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Celibacy sounded like such a good idea

And then he wore his glasses...
Celibacy sounded like such a good idea

And then he wore his glasses...


Celibacy Jokes,  Turtle Jokes,  
    
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''You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.''
''You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.''

Eye Jokes,  Blind Person Jokes,  Bird Jokes One Liners,  
    
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my doctor says i need gles

screw it
my doctor says i need gles

screw it


Wine Puns,  Funny Wine Signs,  
    
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So then I sent her a text saying I think left my favorite sunglasses in the desk. 

Sorry Condi, haven't seen them.
So then I sent her a text saying I think left my favorite sunglasses in the desk.

Sorry Condi, haven't seen them.


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  George Bush Meme,  
    
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Rain
You know what really grinds my gears?

Rain


Memes,  Rain Jokes,  
    
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Why do java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't c#
Why do java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't c#


Memes,  Java Jokes,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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they called me four eyes

now they wish they had eyes
they called me four eyes

now they wish they had eyes


Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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They made me wear glasses

I made them learn braille
They made me wear glasses

I made them learn braille


Memes,  
    
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fat  favorite type of shades
fat favorite type of shades

Memes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  
    
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Sprays glasses with rubbing alcohol to clean them

Without taking them off first
Sprays glasses with rubbing alcohol to clean them

Without taking them off first


Memes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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my boyfriend is not allowed to get gles or contacts. tf you need better vision for? you seeing someone else?
my boyfriend is not allowed to get gles or contacts. tf you need better vision for? you seeing someone else?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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I don't think the police should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time he was chewing me out for speeding, all I could think was...I should cut my bangs.
I don't think the police should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time he was chewing me out for speeding, all I could think was...I should cut my bangs.

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Police,  
    
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I hit every green light the entire way home

And couldn't wipe the smudge off my glasses
I hit every green light the entire way home

And couldn't wipe the smudge off my glasses


Memes,  1st World Problems,  First World Problems,  
    
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Trying to lay on your side with your glasses on
Trying to lay on your side with your glasses on

Memes,  Glasses Memes,  
    
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