God Humor

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Me: God please send me a good man God: *sends one* Me: Eww not this one, he's 5'9 God:
Me: God please send me a good man

God: *sends one*

Me: Eww not this one, he's 5'9

God:

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  Short Guy Jokes,  
    
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Me blowing up Gods inbox when I get sent to hell
Me blowing up Gods inbox when I get sent to hell

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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'You asked me for a sign that he's trash. I gave it to you & you're STILL with him? ..... SIS?!?!??'
'You asked me for a sign that he's trash. I gave it to you & you're STILL with him? ..... SIS?!?!??'

Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  Jesus Meme,  
    
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God, listening to four of y'all asking Him to get the same dude to act right
God, listening to four of y'all asking Him to get the same dude to act right

Memes,  Tired Spongebob Meme,  
    
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"2018 is going to be my year" god:
"2018 is going to be my year"

god:

Memes,  Middle Finger Jokes,  
    
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michelangelo had no reason to give god a thick juicy , but he did. he did that for all of us.
michelangelo had no reason to give god a thick juicy , but he did. he did that for all of us.

Memes,  Funny Art Jokes,  Artist Jokes,  
    
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Me trying to figure out how God created plants before the sun and how 6 days have passed if the sun wasn't created yet.
Me trying to figure out how God created plants before the sun and how 6 days have passed if the sun wasn't created yet.

Memes,  Evolution Joke,  
    
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When God tries to punish your city for homosexuality but gays use their magic shield to protect it
When God tries to punish your city for homosexuality but gays use their magic shield to protect it

Memes,  Jokes About Gay People,  
    
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me: god help us god:
me: god help us

god:

Memes,  Cloud Humor,  
    
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found god in that booty
found god in that booty

Memes,  Big Booty Jokes,  
    
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god loves everyone except s, res, handicapped people, atheists, muslims, people w masturbate, and divorced couples
god loves everyone

except s, res, handicapped people, atheists, muslims, people w masturbate, and divorced couples

Anti Christian Jokes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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Sir do you have a minute too talk about our Lord, Neptune?
Sir do you have a minute too talk about our Lord,

Neptune?

Neptune Jokes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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Excuse me lady, do you have a minute To talk about the word of our God: Neptune?
Excuse me lady, do you have a minute

To talk about the word of our God: Neptune?

Neptune Jokes,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  
    
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"only god can judge me" you're an le
"only god can judge me"

you're an le

Ted Cruz Meme,  
    
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That moment God answers your prayer And you just cant help but praise him where you are
That moment God answers your prayer

And you just cant help but praise him where you are

God Jokes,  North West Meme,  
    
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