God Jokes One Liners

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When God gives you another chance...
When God gives you another chance...

Memes,  Joke Text Messages,  
    
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when god gives you aids... make lemonaids!
when god gives you aids... make lemonaids!

Funny Aids Slogans,  Silly Life Quotes,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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If God didn't create it, an engineer did.
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Engineers

If God didn't create it, an engineer did.

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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When God closes a door, He opens a window. If the window is locked, then obviously youve done something really horrible.
When God closes a door, He opens a window. If the window is locked, then obviously youve done something really horrible.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Christian Sayings,  
    
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When someone doesn't capitalize the G in God.
When someone doesn't capitalize the G in God.

Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  
    
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Tolerate thy neighbor

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'
Tolerate thy neighbor

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'


Good Love Jokes,  Short Religious Jokes,  Best Religious Jokes,  
    
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When you want to be petty but God says behave
When you want to be petty but God says behave

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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and god said, "let there be sexy people." and he created guatemalan women.
and god said, "let there be sexy people." and he created guatemalan women.

Guatemala Jokes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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Finally Leonardo won an Oscar 

Now I can end the world
Finally Leonardo won an Oscar

Now I can end the world


Leonardo Oscar Meme,  Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes,  
    
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Let there be light

Coupled with uv radiation
Let there be light

Coupled with uv radiation


Radiation Jokes,  God Meme,  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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''Lightning bolt.''
''Lightning bolt.''

Lightning Jokes,  Heaven Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  
    
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" Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy? "
" Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy? "

Lightning Jokes,  God Jokes,  
    
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" Have you cleared this by legal yet ? "
" Have you cleared this by legal yet ? "

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  
    
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God won't send you a husband until you learn how to cook.
God won't send you a husband until you learn how to cook.

Memes,  God Jokes,  
    
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And then the woman asked god 'but why does Lady Diana have a bigger halo than me?'

And god replied: 'that's not a halo, that's a steering wheel! '
And then the woman asked god 'but why does Lady Diana have a bigger halo than me?'

And god replied: 'that's not a halo, that's a steering wheel! '


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Funny Car Accident,  Princess Diana Jokes,  
    
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