Golden Retriever Jokes

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This Lucy. She destroyed not one, but two remotes trying to turn off the debate. 11/10 relatable af
This Lucy. She destroyed not one, but two remotes trying to turn off the debate. 11/10 relatable af

Memes,  Debate Meme,  
    
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Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...
Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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This golden retriever got stung by a wasp & ended up with a swollen face. Hes taking it rather well & looks adorable
This golden retriever got stung by a wasp & ended up with a swollen face. Hes taking it rather well & looks adorable

Memes,  Dog Funny Pictures,  
    
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What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.
What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.


Funny Dog Jokes,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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When you lied about knowing how to cook and now you have to prove it
When you lied about knowing how to cook and now you have to prove it

Memes,  Lying Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I fantasize about being a Golden Retriever in an upper class family
Sometimes I fantasize about being a Golden Retriever in an upper class family

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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My Golden Retriever likes to sleep under the toilet
My Golden Retriever likes to sleep under the toilet

Memes,  Funny Pet Images,  
    
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This is Ralph. Ralph likes to nap.
This is Ralph. Ralph likes to nap.

Funny Pictures,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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This is why

I'm a dog person
This is why

I'm a dog person


Funny Pictures,  Amazing Dogs,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  
    
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When did babysits
When did babysits

Memes,  Funny Dog,  Happy Meme,  
    
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Don't stop retrievin'

Hold on to that feline
Don't stop retrievin'

Hold on to that feline


Funny Dog,  Funny Cat,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  
    
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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.


Smart Blonde Jokes,  Dog Puns,  Blonde Insults,  
    
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Yes, it's a Golden Wiener.
Yes, it's a Golden Wiener.

Funny Dog Humor,  Dog Jokes,  Funny Jokes On Dogs,  
    
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When I was little..

I thought golden retrievers pooped gold
When I was little..

I thought golden retrievers pooped gold


Poop Jokes,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes On Dogs  
    
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