Good Anti Jokes

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Why did the paramedic cross the road? 

Because there was a dead kid in the middle
Why did the paramedic cross the road?

Because there was a dead kid in the middle


Cross The Road Jokes,  Paramedic Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he has?

Diabetes. John has diabetes.
If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he has?

Diabetes. John has diabetes.


Memes,  Candy Puns,  Sugar Jokes,  
    
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this wle #  is ing stupid.

just suck a . trust me, your lips will be plump af. and he'll probably take you to chipotle afterwards.
this wle # is ing stupid.

just suck a . trust me, your lips will be plump af. and he'll probably take you to chipotle afterwards.


Funny Quotes,  
    
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What did the first avocado say to the second avocado?

It didn't say anything, avocados can't talk.
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What did the first avocado say to the second avocado?

It didn't say anything, avocados can't talk.


Memes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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What did the Turrets Guy say to the Lawn mower?

Bob Saget!
What did the Turrets Guy say to the Lawn mower?

Bob Saget!


Memes,  Bob Saget Jokes,  Anti Funny Jokes,  
    
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i rather sit alone than  with iffy es
i rather sit alone than with iffy es

Memes,  Lonely Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Friendship,  
    
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Nice Christmas party

I just rolled all over your black wool coats
Nice Christmas party

I just rolled all over your black wool coats


Memes,  Christmas Party Jokes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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Kevin Bacon with no achilles tendon? 

Footloose
Kevin Bacon with no achilles tendon?

Footloose


Memes,  Kevin Bacon Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Why was Kevin Bacon hugely popular in the 80's? 

Because he starred in Footloose which was a major success
Why was Kevin Bacon hugely popular in the 80's?

Because he starred in Footloose which was a major success


Memes,  Kevin Bacon Jokes,  80s Jokes,  
    
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New Years resolution?

Hate everything.
New Years resolution?

Hate everything.


Memes,  New Years Resolution Joke,  
    
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Have a grumpy new year

No seriously. Make a resolution to be grumpy. Chances are you'll break it!
Have a grumpy new year

No seriously. Make a resolution to be grumpy. Chances are you'll break it!


Memes,  Rude New Year Jokes,  
    
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Happy New Year

Whoop dee freakin' do
Happy New Year

Whoop dee freakin' do


Memes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  
    
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 

7 was black.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was black.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Anti Jokes,  Black Racist Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mama's so fat

Because she started eating a lot after your Dad left
Yo Mama's so fat

Because she started eating a lot after your Dad left


Meme,  Best Anti Jokes,  
    
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no jew jokes. my uncle died in the locaust.

he fell off the guard tower.
no jew jokes. my uncle died in the locaust.

he fell off the guard tower.


Meme,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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