Good Clean Funny Jokes

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My accountant asked me what's my net worth

I told him that I got it on sale for $10 at Bass Pro Shops
My accountant asked me what's my net worth

I told him that I got it on sale for $10 at Bass Pro Shops


Accounting Puns,  Short Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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Breakfast Puns,  Pun Examples For Kids,  Short Cute Jokes,  
    
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. 

"Doctor, I just can't get sleep at night." 

"Have you tried counting sheep?" 

"That's the problem I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

"Doctor, I just can't get sleep at night."

"Have you tried counting sheep?"

"That's the problem I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."


Accounting Jokes,  Free Best Jokes,  
    
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The look you get on your face

When everything balances in all your financial statements
The look you get on your face

When everything balances in all your financial statements


Accounting Humor,  Mr Bean Funny,  
    
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Accounting

Can you explain these expense figures? 

It's a base ten counting system with a full range of odd and even digits. 

This isn't helping. 

Tastes like HP printer ink... High gloss paper. Four hours old.
Accounting

Can you explain these expense figures?

It's a base ten counting system with a full range of odd and even digits.

This isn't helping.

Tastes like HP printer ink... High gloss paper. Four hours old.


Accounting Humor,  Funny Office Images,  
    
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"...And the glitter represents fiscal downturn." 

Arthur quickly realised his advertisement for a "Creative accountant" should have been more specific...
"...And the glitter represents fiscal downturn."

Arthur quickly realised his advertisement for a "Creative accountant" should have been more specific...


Accounting Humor,  Cute Hilarious Jokes,  Funny Work Comics,  
    
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I didn't do anything. I'm in here for the healthcare.
I didn't do anything. I'm in here for the healthcare.

Jail Jokes One Liners,  Healthcare Jokes,  Great Joke,  
    
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Canadian Humor,  Canada Jokes,  Pandora Jokes,  
    
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Me watching Back to the Future

I then go on Reddit and this this meme

OMG its Doc

Identical
Me watching Back to the Future

I then go on Reddit and this this meme

OMG its Doc

Identical


Back To The Future Meme,  Reddit Meme,  Really Good Jokes,  
    
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I don't always break the law and put national security at risk but when I do

It's because it was a matter of convenience and I'm above the law
I don't always break the law and put national security at risk but when I do

It's because it was a matter of convenience and I'm above the law


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Memes,  Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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When you remember something stupid your friends did
When you remember something stupid your friends did

Memes,  Friend Jokes,  Funny Laughing Images,  
    
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Trying to untangle your headphones
Trying to untangle your headphones

Memes,  Funny One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Bob Dylan

A man way ahead of his time
Bob Dylan

A man way ahead of his time


Demotivational Posters,  Bob Dylan Jokes,  Short Old Jokes,  
    
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I find my resemblance to that Ben Franklin meme

Disturbing
I find my resemblance to that Ben Franklin meme

Disturbing


Funny Jokes,  Funny Star Wars Jokes,  Ben Franklin Jokes,  
    
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My little ponies

Are taking over the world!
My little ponies

Are taking over the world!


Memes,  My Little Pony Jokes,  Alex Jones Meme,  
    
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